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If you can, switch cars with someone else in your family if you're leaving for a lesson from your house if people might be guarding your house. If they're guarding your destination, that won't do much unless you're disguised as well.

I held hands with a boy yesterday, it'd been two weeks since I'd held hands with anyone and like 10 months since it'd been a boy. Oh wait, yesterday it was Willhelm, he's under age 2. And 2 weeks ago it was his older sister, in our sleep, because I don't know why? Probably for the same reason that she's had her arms or legs across me in her sleep, weird things happen.

He juggles dishes and gets hit in the eye. 9 HP

I love period blood covered pads. At least this time I didn't have to pull one from the dog's throat.

My dog got into the bathroom garbage. My sister is on her period. Guess what's on the living room floor.

Well you were right about me not having one, just wanted to know how you knew.

I'm decent. And how do you know I don't have a penis?

Sword of awesome

My friend's boyfriend texts her during bro time. For some reason, tha bothers me greatly. Almost as much as how she never stops texting him when she's around me.

In the movie it's spelled SCRE4M

I don't care for the genre so I hadn't watched the previous ones, but yes. The first scene of this one was highly amusing.

I saw Scream 4 last night with my friend. $6 to see a hilarious movie (in a stupid way, and not scary at all, as I expected) and have the honor of having my friend squeeze the life out of my arm when she let everything scare her. I'm glad I'm not one of those girls who get scared by lame "horror" movies.

Hi everyone who's here since I cannot see. I got the sperm message too.

Turns to negative attention. 7 HP

I went to bed at like 12 after watching The Hangover, Despicable Me, and Up. Prior to those movies I ate McDonald's, looked at the 11 year old's arson scene of crime, talked to mommy, laughed at friend getting bit by evil vampire hamster, aaand I dunno... oh when I popped friend's zits. And then we started Hangover while I colored and helped friend do math homeworks.

That reminds me of the really cool animation with all the toys making a plate of spaghetti

Until he gets a brain injury. 6 HP

So I think I herd people here

Boo Boo is spazzing, I want Carlos to get him

And then that wall with that thought got asploded. 6 HP

I love puns. My friend's little sister's last name is Wood. I was laying on friend's water bed and tried to roll into the wooden edge and rolled into friend's sister's foot and yelled out how I wanted to roll into the wood, not a Wood.

ok

But in a parallel universe its life sucks. 6 HP

And then that -1 wall gets sucked into a black hole. :) 6 HP

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