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So here's a new game. There's a wall that starts at 50 HP. If you hurt the wall, or heal yourself, it goes down 1 HP. If you hurt yourself, or heal the wall, it goes up 1 HP. The objective is to either get the wall to 100 HP or 0 HP, then it starts over. Anyone can heal/hurt the wall or heal/hurt themselves. No matter how serious the damage would be in real life, only 1 HP is deducted.

 

RULES

 

*No inappropriate heals or hurts

*No double posts

*You MUST post the HP along with the action, or the action will be omitted.

 

Record-Holding Wall By Length

16 pages.

 

Here, I'll start.

 

I throw 10 darts at the wall.

 

Wall: 49 HP


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I put a brick on top.

 

Wall: 50


If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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This seems like a modified version of Team A vs B. :mellow:

 

Regardless, I cement the wall.

 

50 HP.


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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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I coat it in acid. 49 hp


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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

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I crash the wall with a car, which leaves me paralyzed for life.

 

48 HP.


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I nuke the hell outta the wall, apparently doing no more damage than crashing a car into it.

 

47 HP

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i throw a shred of paper at the wall.

 

46 hp.


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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I bump on the wall with my newly acquired wheelchair.

 

45HP.


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Stares blankly at the wall.

 

45HP.


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I throw a frying pan at the wall.

 

44 HP.


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I give the wall a hug

 

45 HP


If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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I give the wall Sandvich.

 

46.


Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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I give the wall a soothing massage.

 

47 HP


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I propose the wall to help me complete this Smurfs 20 piece puzzle, but after being ignored, I kick it.

 

46HP.


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I slowly rub the wall up and down with grease strengthening it and making it feel happy.

 

47hp


[Falador tavern]

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I love the wall

 

46hp


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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Chuck Norris Kicks it.

 

45hp


[Falador tavern]

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I stare at it intently.

 

44hp


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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Humpty Dumpty climbs the wall.

 

43HP


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I slather the wall with a moisturizing egg-yolk/mayonnaise blend.

 

44 HP


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Wishful thinking.

 

43 HP.

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Gets the wall addicted to cocaine.

 

42 HP


I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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