Steals the wall's clothes while he was at the laundromat.

 

17 HP

 

16 HP

I throw rocks at the wall

 

15 hp

I eliminate the wall from the World cup.

 

14 HP.

I graffiti a urinal onto the wall and then wait for a person in desperate need for the toilet to ensure hilarity ensues.

 

13hp

I show pictures of the Great Wall of China to the wall, making it feel bad about itself.

 

12 HP

I make the wall listen to The Wall.

 

11 Hp.

I tell the wall it's fat.

 

10 HP

The wall advances a level. (Dododo do do do de do!)

 

11HP.

I hire the russian mafia to assassinate the wall.

 

10HP.

I throw myself in front of the assassin's bullets. The wall is saved.

 

11HP.

I convince the wall to topple itself.

 

10 HP

Has a party with the wall.

 

11HP.

Nukes daxter's party, killing him, and damaging the wall.

 

10 HP

Gives the wall a signed copy of it's favourite album

 

11HP.

I walk up to the wall and heal it. Years later, the wall reads in the news that I've been sued for malpractice, that my real name is JimmyBob Phil, and that I'm on the run and wanted for poisoning hundreds of the walls I've treated over the years.

 

10 HP

I pull a Berlin on the wall.

 

9HP.

I help the wall with its Maths homework.

 

10HP.

REAGAN SMASH

 

9 HP

The wall wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

10HP.

I the whole wall.

 

11HP

The wall obtains a new upgrade that increases it's defence.

 

12HP.

Takes a piss on the wall. 12HP.

The wall boasts about its invunerability to Adrenal's piss.

 

13HP.

Adrenal puts another brick in the wall. 14HP.