Goonstalf Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I cover the wall in peanut butter while fully aware of it's peanut allergy. 56 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I cast a spell giving the wall a magical barrier. 57 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I teach the wall self defense techniques. 58 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I do terrible, terrible things to the wall. 57 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 I tell the wall some jokes. 58 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 i caress the wall gently. 59 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I tell the wall that credits will not do fine. 58 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 i show the wall a Playboy magazine. 59 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I hire Chuck Norris as a personal bodyguard of the wall. 60 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I sabotage the walls pod racer before the big race. 59 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I play Squash with the wall. 60 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I install automated turrets around the wall. 61 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I stick a layer of mattresses arround the wall. 62 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I teach the wall the most efficient way to subdue its opponent in various situations. 63 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I give the wall a gun. 64 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 i give the wall a pill to prevent anthrax. 65 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 I drill a hole in the wall. 64 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I give the wall a mexican fighter mask. 65 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I give the wall a pair of shoes. 66 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 I give the wall a fresh coat of paint. 67 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Encase the wall in a cube of 2 inch steel plates. 68 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Install a missile defense shield around the wall. 69 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 And an electric fence. 70 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I ring the wall with concertina wire(barbed wire but apparently nastier). 71 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I hit the wall with a feather. 70 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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