I give the wall a head ache.

 

79 HP

I give the wall some Tylenol.

 

80 hp

The wall realises Dax is back.

 

81HP.

I whisper to the wall, I hope that daxter has never made a youtube account known as DaxFlame.

 

82 hp

I tell the wall that Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are the same person.

 

81HP.

I set the wall up on a blind date with Jabba the Hutt.

 

80 HP

I teach the wall to herpa derp derp.

 

81 hp

I drop a deuce in the walls bed.

 

80 HP

I take the wall out to a bar.

 

81 HP.

I hit the wall in the face with a bar.

 

80 HP

I teach the wall how to juggle like a pro.

 

81 HP.

I teach the wall how to ride a bear.

 

82 hp

I sell the wall into slavery.

 

81 HP

I teach the wall to wrestle a bear at night.

 

82 hp

I teach the wall how to crack open a bear.

 

83 HP.

I beat the wall up and steal its wallet.

 

82 HP

Joke's on you, it was your wallet all along.

 

83 HP.

I give the wall a swirly.

 

82 HP

I direct the wall to a Muay Tai instructor.

 

83 hp

I accidentally the wall.

 

82HP.

I buy the wall an ICP cassette.

 

81 HP

The wall discovers how magnets work.

 

82 HP.

The wall enjoys it's few hours messing around with powerful magnets.

 

83HP.

I find the wall a lady wall friend.

 

84 hp

I give the wall condoms.

 

85 HP.