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Don't Hurt The Wall

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^ How isn't that a +1 HP?

 

I give the wall a sammich. Made by a fat chick.

 

44 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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The wall wins a religious debate.

 

46HP.

 

(Ninja'd and reply stolen. ;_; )

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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The wall wins a religious debate.

 

45HP.

 

(Ninja'd and reply stolen. ;_; )

 

Fixed.

 

I give the wall a penny.

 

46 HP.

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The wall laughs at me. He feels happy because he didn't make a mistake like I did.

 

47HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I tickle the wall with a shark.

 

46 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall lights a fire. His inner pyromaniac kicks in and he laughs all the while.

 

47HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I scracth the wall's back with a cheese grater.

 

46 HP

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I punch the wall

 

45 HP

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I caress the wall with sandpaper.

 

44 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I replace the walls bug spray with sugar water right before it goes camping.

 

43 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I give the wall a baseball jersey.

 

44 HP.

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With it's brand-new jersey the wall plays baseball.

 

43 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

The wall falls in a pit full of cockroaches.

 

42 HP.

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The wall fka;lksjdfj;lksdfa.

 

41 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I tell the wall he has 2 weeks to live, but he doesn't have AIDS.

 

42 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I tell the wall it has aids.

 

41 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall asks "Are you sure?" to which i reply, "I'm HIV positive."

 

42 hp for the fun pun

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I beat the wall at ping pong.

 

41 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

i get the wall a job as a hockey goalie for the Flyers. But even the wall can't help them.

 

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40 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I give the wall a chainsaw to fend off intruders.

 

41 HP.

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I spray-paint highly offensive images on the wall. The wall show's it's friends it's new "tattoo" and becomes the coolest wall ever.

 

42 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I show the wall how much better fences are than walls.

 

41HP.

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I get a humpty dumpty and push him off giving the wall terible guilt.

 

40hp

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87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

I show the wall, seductive images of other female walls.

 

41 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I lecture the wall.

 

40 HP.

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