SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 ^ How isn't that a +1 HP? I give the wall a sammich. Made by a fat chick. 44 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall wins a religious debate. 46HP. (Ninja'd and reply stolen. ;_; ) #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall wins a religious debate. 45HP. (Ninja'd and reply stolen. ;_; ) Fixed. I give the wall a penny. 46 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall laughs at me. He feels happy because he didn't make a mistake like I did. 47HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I tickle the wall with a shark. 46 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The wall lights a fire. His inner pyromaniac kicks in and he laughs all the while. 47HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I scracth the wall's back with a cheese grater. 46 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Civu Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I punch the wall 45 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I caress the wall with sandpaper. 44 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I replace the walls bug spray with sugar water right before it goes camping. 43 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 I give the wall a baseball jersey. 44 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 With it's brand-new jersey the wall plays baseball. 43 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The wall falls in a pit full of cockroaches. 42 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The wall fka;lksjdfj;lksdfa. 41 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I tell the wall he has 2 weeks to live, but he doesn't have AIDS. 42 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I tell the wall it has aids. 41 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The wall asks "Are you sure?" to which i reply, "I'm HIV positive." 42 hp for the fun pun God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I beat the wall at ping pong. 41 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 i get the wall a job as a hockey goalie for the Flyers. But even the wall can't help them. 40 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 I give the wall a chainsaw to fend off intruders. 41 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I spray-paint highly offensive images on the wall. The wall show's it's friends it's new "tattoo" and becomes the coolest wall ever. 42 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I show the wall how much better fences are than walls. 41HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I get a humpty dumpty and push him off giving the wall terible guilt. 40hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I show the wall, seductive images of other female walls. 41 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 I lecture the wall. 40 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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