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Don't Hurt The Wall

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I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys.

 

 

 

... God?

 

Welcome

Wall

 

Are you God?...

I am

The Idea

The desired God

The Idea of Evil

God...

This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?...

 

What you are seeing is a part of me

My core

Look around you

 

What's this?!...

 

An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their souls

A common consciousness that transcends individuality

Their collective consciousness

Its dark side is this swelling ocean

I was born from these swells

As the ego of this world

 

This world itself is I

The darkness that dwells in every human heart

The Idea of Evil

This is God

 

God... This...

 

Does that mean that...

Does that mean that it was humans who created God?

Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?

This terrifying thing?

 

This... This looks like...

 

Hell

 

Some call it that

Hell...

 

This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousness

But you know

You know that this place is terribly human

 

Violence and loneliness

This place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelings

It is truly the will that defines human nature

 

... Yes

it's true

This is... in me

I can feel it

But why?

Why were you born?

Why did humans give birth to this will called God?

Humans

Desired reasons

 

Reasons for pain

Reasons for sadness

Reasons for life

Reasons for death

Reason why their lives were filled with suffering

Reasons why their deaths were absurd

They wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge

 

And that was

God...

 

And I produce those

As it is what I've been brought into existence for

I control fate

 

Obeying the essence of humankind

I weave every man's destiny

 

... Does that mean

that you're the one who controls my destiny?...

that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!

It was established that you would be here since a distant past

By influencing the lower levels of human consciousness

And merging blood with blood

I created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you are

To pave the way for the times you would be born in

 

I manipulated History

And created an appropriate context for you

All the encounters you have had so far

Were all a part of the destiny that led you here as well

 

 

... The destiny...

 

My...

 

God! What do you want from me?!

Be

 

As you will

I dwell deep in your heart

I am a part of you

 

You are a part of your kind's consciousness

 

A part of me

 

Your desire is my desire as well

 

Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole

 

May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men

 

 

 

Do

 

As you will

 

 

 

Chosen One

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... If so

 

I want wings

 

 

 

 

Take within you

 

The power of feelings this inner world is filled with

 

And change the physical field that is your body

 

Into a suitable shape

 

 

99 HP.

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I give the wall +1 hp.

 

100 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I play some Burnout 3 with the wall.

 

101HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I throw eggs at the wall.

 

100 HP.

 

 

 

[hide]

I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys.

 

 

 

... God?

 

Welcome

Wall

 

Are you God?...

I am

The Idea

The desired God

The Idea of Evil

God...

This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?...

 

What you are seeing is a part of me

My core

Look around you

 

What's this?!...

 

An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their souls

A common consciousness that transcends individuality

Their collective consciousness

Its dark side is this swelling ocean

I was born from these swells

As the ego of this world

 

This world itself is I

The darkness that dwells in every human heart

The Idea of Evil

This is God

 

God... This...

 

Does that mean that...

Does that mean that it was humans who created God?

Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?

This terrifying thing?

 

This... This looks like...

 

Hell

 

Some call it that

Hell...

 

This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousness

But you know

You know that this place is terribly human

 

Violence and loneliness

This place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelings

It is truly the will that defines human nature

 

... Yes

it's true

This is... in me

I can feel it

But why?

Why were you born?

Why did humans give birth to this will called God?

Humans

Desired reasons

 

Reasons for pain

Reasons for sadness

Reasons for life

Reasons for death

Reason why their lives were filled with suffering

Reasons why their deaths were absurd

They wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge

 

And that was

God...

 

And I produce those

As it is what I've been brought into existence for

I control fate

 

Obeying the essence of humankind

I weave every man's destiny

 

... Does that mean

that you're the one who controls my destiny?...

that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!

It was established that you would be here since a distant past

By influencing the lower levels of human consciousness

And merging blood with blood

I created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you are

To pave the way for the times you would be born in

 

I manipulated History

And created an appropriate context for you

All the encounters you have had so far

Were all a part of the destiny that led you here as well

 

 

... The destiny...

 

My...

 

God! What do you want from me?!

Be

 

As you will

I dwell deep in your heart

I am a part of you

 

You are a part of your kind's consciousness

 

A part of me

 

Your desire is my desire as well

 

Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole

 

May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men

 

 

 

Do

 

As you will

 

 

 

Chosen One

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... If so

 

I want wings

 

 

 

 

Take within you

 

The power of feelings this inner world is filled with

 

And change the physical field that is your body

 

Into a suitable shape

 

[/hide]

 

What's this from? :blink:

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I sigh at the fact that we are gonna keep on healing and give the wall a lolipop.

 

A poisoned lolipop.

 

99 HP.

 

(This is kind of unfair, to beat the wall we are gonna need over 100 posts vs the original 50)

 

[hide]

I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys.

 

 

 

... God?

 

Welcome

Wall

 

Are you God?...

I am

The Idea

The desired God

The Idea of Evil

God...

This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?...

 

What you are seeing is a part of me

My core

Look around you

 

What's this?!...

 

An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their souls

A common consciousness that transcends individuality

Their collective consciousness

Its dark side is this swelling ocean

I was born from these swells

As the ego of this world

 

This world itself is I

The darkness that dwells in every human heart

The Idea of Evil

This is God

 

God... This...

 

Does that mean that...

Does that mean that it was humans who created God?

Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?

This terrifying thing?

 

This... This looks like...

 

Hell

 

Some call it that

Hell...

 

This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousness

But you know

You know that this place is terribly human

 

Violence and loneliness

This place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelings

It is truly the will that defines human nature

 

... Yes

it's true

This is... in me

I can feel it

But why?

Why were you born?

Why did humans give birth to this will called God?

Humans

Desired reasons

 

Reasons for pain

Reasons for sadness

Reasons for life

Reasons for death

Reason why their lives were filled with suffering

Reasons why their deaths were absurd

They wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge

 

And that was

God...

 

And I produce those

As it is what I've been brought into existence for

I control fate

 

Obeying the essence of humankind

I weave every man's destiny

 

... Does that mean

that you're the one who controls my destiny?...

that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!

It was established that you would be here since a distant past

By influencing the lower levels of human consciousness

And merging blood with blood

I created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you are

To pave the way for the times you would be born in

 

I manipulated History

And created an appropriate context for you

All the encounters you have had so far

Were all a part of the destiny that led you here as well

 

 

... The destiny...

 

My...

 

God! What do you want from me?!

Be

 

As you will

I dwell deep in your heart

I am a part of you

 

You are a part of your kind's consciousness

 

A part of me

 

Your desire is my desire as well

 

Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole

 

May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men

 

 

 

Do

 

As you will

 

 

 

Chosen One

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... If so

 

I want wings

 

 

 

 

Take within you

 

The power of feelings this inner world is filled with

 

And change the physical field that is your body

 

Into a suitable shape

 

[/hide]

 

What's this from? :blink:

 

 

If I told you, I would kind of spoil it for you.

 

Let's just say it starts with a B and rimes with BERSERK. Good stuff, I loved the manga, even when I hate(d) anime/manga and called everyone who liked them a weeabo.

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I teach the wall how to fish.

 

100 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I launch the wall into the Sun.

 

99 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I teach the wall how to make milkshakes that will bring all the boys to the yard.

 

100 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I tell the wall its milkshakes are inferior to mine.

 

99 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Guys, this ends at 100 if you heal and at 0 if you hurt. So... now it resets to 50.

 

I disembowel the wall.

 

49 HP.

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The wall and I yell, CURSE YOU!

 

50 hp

 

You just added in that rule didn't you...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I rip open the wall's stomach.

 

49 HP.

 

The wall and I yell, CURSE YOU!

 

50 hp

 

You just added in that rule didn't you...

 

Nope, check the first post.

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The wall donates blood. Though he feels tired, he feels a sense of happiness.

 

50HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

The needle wasn't sterilized. And the nurse that was gonna do it had a nervous collapse just as she was hitting the arm, causing her to miss the vein. She tries once more, but remains unsuccessful. Persistent, she keeps on trying, without realizing that now the wall's arm is full of holes. On her last try, she accidentally has her needle caught under the vein, and when she pulls out the needle, the vein breaks, causing blood to pour out of the wall's arm. But since wall's don't need blood, it just keeps bleeding until the whole room is flooded in blood, and then a shark comes swimming in the blood and eats both the nurse and the wall.

 

49 HP.

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The wall remembers awesome memories.

 

50HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

The wall becomes trapped in a world of its own memories where it becomes insane trying to escape.

 

49 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall wears awesome socks. 50 hp

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

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I show a picture of the other 2 dead walls.

 

49 HP.

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I stand with the wall.

 

49 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I use the wall as a cover. For a nuke.

 

48 HP.

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I expose myself to the wall. It likes it.

 

49 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I expose myself to the wall. Its eyes burst into flame.

 

48 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I inform the wall that Liechtenstein will win Euro 2012 while fully aware that he is an Andorra fan by heart.

 

47 HP.

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I show the wall some chunky [bleep] porn.

 

46 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

^ How isn't that a +1 HP?

 

I make the wall watch amputee porn.

 

45 HP.

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