Napalm Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys. ... God? WelcomeWall Are you God?... I amThe IdeaThe desired God The Idea of Evil God...This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?... What you are seeing is a part of meMy coreLook around you What's this?!... An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their soulsA common consciousness that transcends individualityTheir collective consciousnessIts dark side is this swelling oceanI was born from these swellsAs the ego of this world This world itself is IThe darkness that dwells in every human heartThe Idea of EvilThis is God God... This... Does that mean that...Does that mean that it was humans who created God?Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?This terrifying thing? This... This looks like... Hell Some call it that Hell... This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousnessBut you knowYou know that this place is terribly human Violence and lonelinessThis place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelingsIt is truly the will that defines human nature ... Yesit's trueThis is... in meI can feel itBut why?Why were you born?Why did humans give birth to this will called God?HumansDesired reasons Reasons for painReasons for sadnessReasons for lifeReasons for deathReason why their lives were filled with sufferingReasons why their deaths were absurdThey wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge And that wasGod... And I produce thoseAs it is what I've been brought into existence forI control fate Obeying the essence of humankindI weave every man's destiny ... Does that meanthat you're the one who controls my destiny?...that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!It was established that you would be here since a distant pastBy influencing the lower levels of human consciousnessAnd merging blood with bloodI created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you areTo pave the way for the times you would be born in I manipulated HistoryAnd created an appropriate context for youAll the encounters you have had so farWere all a part of the destiny that led you here as well ... The destiny... My... God! What do you want from me?!Be As you will I dwell deep in your heartI am a part of you You are a part of your kind's consciousness A part of me Your desire is my desire as well Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men Do As you will Chosen One ... If so I want wings Take within you The power of feelings this inner world is filled with And change the physical field that is your body Into a suitable shape 99 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I give the wall +1 hp. 100 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I play some Burnout 3 with the wall. 101HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I throw eggs at the wall. 100 HP. [hide]I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys. ... God? WelcomeWall Are you God?... I amThe IdeaThe desired God The Idea of Evil God...This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?... What you are seeing is a part of meMy coreLook around you What's this?!... An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their soulsA common consciousness that transcends individualityTheir collective consciousnessIts dark side is this swelling oceanI was born from these swellsAs the ego of this world This world itself is IThe darkness that dwells in every human heartThe Idea of EvilThis is God God... This... Does that mean that...Does that mean that it was humans who created God?Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?This terrifying thing? This... This looks like... Hell Some call it that Hell... This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousnessBut you knowYou know that this place is terribly human Violence and lonelinessThis place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelingsIt is truly the will that defines human nature ... Yesit's trueThis is... in meI can feel itBut why?Why were you born?Why did humans give birth to this will called God?HumansDesired reasons Reasons for painReasons for sadnessReasons for lifeReasons for deathReason why their lives were filled with sufferingReasons why their deaths were absurdThey wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge And that wasGod... And I produce thoseAs it is what I've been brought into existence forI control fate Obeying the essence of humankindI weave every man's destiny ... Does that meanthat you're the one who controls my destiny?...that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!It was established that you would be here since a distant pastBy influencing the lower levels of human consciousnessAnd merging blood with bloodI created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you areTo pave the way for the times you would be born in I manipulated HistoryAnd created an appropriate context for youAll the encounters you have had so farWere all a part of the destiny that led you here as well ... The destiny... My... God! What do you want from me?!Be As you will I dwell deep in your heartI am a part of you You are a part of your kind's consciousness A part of me Your desire is my desire as well Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men Do As you will Chosen One ... If so I want wings Take within you The power of feelings this inner world is filled with And change the physical field that is your body Into a suitable shape [/hide] What's this from? :blink: I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I sigh at the fact that we are gonna keep on healing and give the wall a lolipop. A poisoned lolipop. 99 HP. (This is kind of unfair, to beat the wall we are gonna need over 100 posts vs the original 50) [hide]I cast a vortex under the wall, transporting it into the heart of the abbys. ... God? WelcomeWall Are you God?... I amThe IdeaThe desired God The Idea of Evil God...This, God? This huge... lump of flesh?... What you are seeing is a part of meMy coreLook around you What's this?!... An ocean of feelings all humans have deep in their soulsA common consciousness that transcends individualityTheir collective consciousnessIts dark side is this swelling oceanI was born from these swellsAs the ego of this world This world itself is IThe darkness that dwells in every human heartThe Idea of EvilThis is God God... This... Does that mean that...Does that mean that it was humans who created God?Does that mean that it was humans who desired this?This terrifying thing? This... This looks like... Hell Some call it that Hell... This is just the surface of multiple layers of a whole consciousnessBut you knowYou know that this place is terribly human Violence and lonelinessThis place is filled with all kinds of blurred negative feelingsIt is truly the will that defines human nature ... Yesit's trueThis is... in meI can feel itBut why?Why were you born?Why did humans give birth to this will called God?HumansDesired reasons Reasons for painReasons for sadnessReasons for lifeReasons for deathReason why their lives were filled with sufferingReasons why their deaths were absurdThey wanted reasons for the destiny that kept transcending their knowledge And that wasGod... And I produce thoseAs it is what I've been brought into existence forI control fate Obeying the essence of humankindI weave every man's destiny ... Does that meanthat you're the one who controls my destiny?...that you're the one... who arranged everything so that it would be this way?!It was established that you would be here since a distant pastBy influencing the lower levels of human consciousnessAnd merging blood with bloodI created the lineage that would give birth to the wall you areTo pave the way for the times you would be born in I manipulated HistoryAnd created an appropriate context for youAll the encounters you have had so farWere all a part of the destiny that led you here as well ... The destiny... My... God! What do you want from me?!Be As you will I dwell deep in your heartI am a part of you You are a part of your kind's consciousness A part of me Your desire is my desire as well Your actions themselves shall prove to be suitable for your kind as a whole May those actions bring pain or salvation to the men Do As you will Chosen One ... If so I want wings Take within you The power of feelings this inner world is filled with And change the physical field that is your body Into a suitable shape [/hide] What's this from? :blink: If I told you, I would kind of spoil it for you. Let's just say it starts with a B and rimes with BERSERK. Good stuff, I loved the manga, even when I hate(d) anime/manga and called everyone who liked them a weeabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I teach the wall how to fish. 100 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I launch the wall into the Sun. 99 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I teach the wall how to make milkshakes that will bring all the boys to the yard. 100 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I tell the wall its milkshakes are inferior to mine. 99 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 Guys, this ends at 100 if you heal and at 0 if you hurt. So... now it resets to 50. I disembowel the wall. 49 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall and I yell, CURSE YOU! 50 hp You just added in that rule didn't you... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 I rip open the wall's stomach. 49 HP. The wall and I yell, CURSE YOU! 50 hp You just added in that rule didn't you... Nope, check the first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall donates blood. Though he feels tired, he feels a sense of happiness. 50HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The needle wasn't sterilized. And the nurse that was gonna do it had a nervous collapse just as she was hitting the arm, causing her to miss the vein. She tries once more, but remains unsuccessful. Persistent, she keeps on trying, without realizing that now the wall's arm is full of holes. On her last try, she accidentally has her needle caught under the vein, and when she pulls out the needle, the vein breaks, causing blood to pour out of the wall's arm. But since wall's don't need blood, it just keeps bleeding until the whole room is flooded in blood, and then a shark comes swimming in the blood and eats both the nurse and the wall. 49 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall remembers awesome memories. 50HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall becomes trapped in a world of its own memories where it becomes insane trying to escape. 49 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 The wall wears awesome socks. 50 hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 I show a picture of the other 2 dead walls. 49 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I stand with the wall. 49 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I use the wall as a cover. For a nuke. 48 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I expose myself to the wall. It likes it. 49 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I expose myself to the wall. Its eyes burst into flame. 48 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 I inform the wall that Liechtenstein will win Euro 2012 while fully aware that he is an Andorra fan by heart. 47 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I show the wall some chunky [bleep] porn. 46 hp God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 ^ How isn't that a +1 HP? I make the wall watch amputee porn. 45 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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