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Don't Hurt The Wall

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I give the wall a cookie. Pity it is allergic to cookies.

39 hp

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

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I take the wall to a hospital so it can have it's allergy checked.

 

Pity it is allergic to hospitals.

 

38 HP.

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I set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine involving a cookie, orange peel, a bomb, Napalm_Death, and a purple energy efficient light bulb, resulting in the wall receiving a light poke.

 

37 HP.

~ W ~

 

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The wall meets it's long lost evil twin brother, after a lengthy monologue, the evil wall proceeds to attack the good wall! After an intense fight, the evil wall eventually falls off the top of the building they happened to be fighting upon. The evil wall seemingly falls to his death, the wall, although exhausted from his battle, is triumphant.

 

38HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

the wall helped peter by killing the chicken that gave him bad coupons and eating him for dinner

 

39hp

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

I pour honey in the walls ear.

 

38 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I make the wall lose the game.

 

37 HP.

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i shot it with a gun, and it some how healed him

 

38hp

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

I make the wall say its 7 times tables but it never bothered to learn them so it fails at it. 37 hp

kWMd.gifI0SK.gifSC6s.gifYI0G.gif

If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

I convert the wall into scientology.

 

36 HP.

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I throw the walls phone into the lake.

 

35 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall reads a book, his intelligence is increased.

 

36HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

The wall was reading the book upside down all along.

 

35 HP.

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The wall nostalgias hard.

 

36HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I push the wall in front of an 18-wheeler.

 

35 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I give the wall a test: I give him an M16 with a crapton of ammo and release 10 zombies, and he has to kill them all before they kill him. Seeing that the wall can't fire a gun, it fails miserably.

 

34 HP.

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but the zombies cant eat the wall so wen they get close he falls on them, wich makes him pass

 

35hp

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

The wall realises he has been living a lie. He has not just been any old wall, but the son of the Great Wall of China. He inherits some of the Great Wall's fame.

 

36HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Mongolians quickly start raiding the wall.

 

35 HP.

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The wall escapes to Australia.

 

36HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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I put the wall back to where it was. I reinforce it with 3 yard thick titanium metal with spikes sticking out to repel invaders.

 

37 HP.

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I tell the wall its pants do make it look fat.

 

36 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I pull down the wall's pants in the middle of a wall conference.

 

35 HP.

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and then i pulled my pants down to make him feel better

 

36hp

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Hey, tuesday's coming! Did you bring your coat?

 

35 HP.

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