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Don't Hurt The Wall

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I give the wall 100 darts, with Edward Cullen's picture being the dartboard.

 

78 HP.

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I teach the wall anti-Bieber combat techniques.

 

79 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I teach the wall how to spot a terrorist in a plane.

 

80 HP.

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I equip the wall with a Geiger counter to help detect any possible dirty bombs.

 

80 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I make zaaps throw up the wall.

 

80 Hp.

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The wall gets nuked. 79 hp

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

I tell the wall the meaning of life.

 

81 HP.

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I bust a cap in the walls ass.

 

80 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall then picks up the bullets and recycles them.

 

81 HP.

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I jab the wall with a stick.

 

80 HP

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I inscribe the wall in a High school.

 

81 HP.

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I make the wall watch Gurren Lagann.

 

82 HP.

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I tell the wall Santa Clause is dead.

 

81 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I tell the wall that he (because the wall is a male, from now on) is Santa's heir.

 

82 HP.

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I tell the wall that Gandalf is dead.

 

81 HP

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I tell the wall that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

 

80 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I inform the wall I'm taking T-Pain instead of him to ride on a boat.

 

79 HP.

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I shoot the wall with a BFG10K.

 

78 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I give the wall a milkshake 79 hp

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

I givef the wall a new haircut.

 

80 HP.

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I stab the wall with my stabbing stick.

 

79 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I give the wall a band-aid.

 

80 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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