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Don't Hurt The Wall

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I teach the wall some "tricks".

 

86 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I repossess the land around the wall for repeated failures to make mortgage payments.

 

85 HP.

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I teach the wall to always herp before it derps.

 

86 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I give the wall a T-Rex costume.

 

87 HP.

 

(Remember guys, nobody's ever fixed to a side.)

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I teach the wall to fight off graffiti-doers.

 

88 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I inject the wall with a deadly neuro-toxin.

 

87 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I teach the wall to properly roflstomp.

 

88 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I give the wall a bukkit. 89 hp

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

I be stealin' the walls bukkit.

 

88 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

i attach the walls bukkit to rope, and then to the wall.

 

89 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I punch the wall in the ear.

 

88 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You know what would be funny, if we just kept healing the wall so if anyone hurt it we just healed it and healed it therfore destroying the point of the game.

I am aiming for 1000Hp

The wall enjoys this idea.

 

 

89hp

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The wall wins a $1.000.000 bet on spain. Paul becomes Cthulhu. The world explodes.

 

90 HP.

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I tell the wall it'll never happen because I hate it and will keep hurting it.

 

89 HP

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The wall transforms into the Idea of Evil.

 

90 HP.

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i tell the wall it will probably be at 150 by next sunday.

 

91 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

The wall eclipses the sun.

 

92 HP.

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I tell the wall that the bad man Goon isn't real and is just in it's dreams.

 

93HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I tell the wall Goon is real, but I killed him.

 

94 HP.

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I make the wall breakfast in bed.

 

95HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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I tell the wall Goonstalf is alive and out to get him.

 

94 HP.

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I hire an assassin to kill Goon. As the wall lacks the means to do so.

 

95HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I equip the wall with a Goon-dar.

 

96 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Paul the octopus predicts the wall's survival.

 

97HP.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I give the wall a Desert Eagle.

 

98 hp

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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