I build a house for the wall.

 

76 HP.

I poison the walls drinking water.

 

75 HP

I give the wall coke instead.

 

76 HP.

I put a thumbtack on the walls chair.

 

75 HP

I place a big cushy pillow on the wall's chair.

 

76 hp

The wall eats the bomb. It tastes nuclear.

 

76 HP.

I inform the wall that its puppy has died of puppy aids.

 

75 HP

I hit the wall with a hammer.

 

74 HP.

I stab the wall with my light saber.

 

73 HP

I douse the wall in acid.

 

72 HP.

I blast the wall with piss.

 

71 HP

I wash the wall

 

72 hp

I cover the wall with diamonds, the hardest metal known to man.

 

73 HP.

I poke fun at Napalm with the wall, because he thinks diamonds are a metal.

 

74 hp

I give the wall a brain freeze.

 

73 HP

I make the wall some warm soup to make up for the brain freeze ~

 

74 HP.

I electrocute the wall.

 

73 HP.

I feed the wall questionable Indian food.

 

72 HP

I give the wall a present.

 

73hp.

The wall goes on tour having concerts to promote it's new hard rock band.

 

74 Hp.

I tell the wall nu-metal is awesome and that it should listen to it.

 

73 HP

i show the wall the Wonderful World of Internet Porn.

 

74 hp

I give the wall a television.

 

75 HP.

I give the wall a fleshlight.

 

76 HP.

i show the wall how to properly burn the Twilight series.

 

77 hp