MY brains splatter the wall at about the same time the bullet hits it.

 

44Hp.

I rub Napalm's brains all over the wall and due to their acidic quality it corrodes the wall.

 

43hp

My brains go wshhhhhh as they dissolve the wall.

 

42 Hp.

I rip off Napalms leg and start beating the wall with it then it has spasms and it actually becomes a viable weapon, knocking brick after brick off.

 

41hp.

I feel sad about the fact that you just ripped my leg, but then I remember I'm dead, so it's okay. Then, I haunt the wall's dreams.

 

40 Hp.

You guys spammed while I was gone. :'(

 

I give the wall some cake to cheer it up.

 

41HP.

I show the wall a picture of the last dead wall.

 

40 Hp.

I tell the wall that the death of the last wall was just a story made up by Guard.

 

41HP.

I force the wall to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy all in one go, without any rest inbetween.

 

40 HP

I force the wall into joining my wall centipede. Similar to a human centipede, but with walls.

 

39HP.

I feed the wall rock cakes.

I punch the wall until it throws them up.

 

38hp.

I make the wall watch all the Saw movies without breaks.

 

37 HP.

I punch the wall in the jugular.

 

36 HP

I make the wall listen to the whole My Chemical Romance discography.

 

35 hp

I put the wall into a blender feet first so I can watch it's expression.

 

34 HP

I feed the wall rock cakes.

 

33 HP

This game should be renamed "see how fast you can kill the wall" :mellow:

 

I give the wall a fresh coat of paint.

 

34hp.

Gives the wall 1HP. O_o

 

35HP.

I leech the wall.

 

34 HP

I use hyper beam on the wall.

 

33 HP.

I give the wall encouraging words.

 

34 HP

I throw a Masterball at the wall.

 

33HP

I slap the wall with a fish.

 

32 HP

I kick a football agains the wall.

 

31 HP