I construct a hydrogen bomb and drop it on the wall destroying everything except the resilient wall.

 

69 HP

I inform the wall that its girlfriend is actually its cousin.

 

24 HP

Die

 

Pour acid on the wall

68.9 hp

I give the wall a helmet and a motorbike, and teach it to run over people.

 

69 HP.

I give the wall a laptop and an internet connection.

 

70 HP.

I buy the wall a new hat.

 

71 HP

i get the wall a Do-it-yourself Pimpin' Startup Kit (hookers not included)

 

72 hp

I get the wall into the drug trafficking business and it becomes the richest wall in the world.

 

73 HP.

I tell the wall its new pants make it look fat.

 

72 HP

I make a new religion idolizing the wall.

 

73 HP.

I buy the land around the wall and establish the country of Walla Walla.

 

74 hp

I conquer more land around the wall in its name.

 

75 HP.

I give the wall a box full of hornets.

 

74 HP

I inform the wall that his wife cheated on him

 

73 HP.

i introduce the wall to a porn star friend of mine.

 

74 hp

I get a band of hockey players to gang up on the wall.

 

73 HP.

I kiss the wall

 

74 hp

I cut out the walls tongue.

 

73 HP

I give the wall breast implants.

 

74 hp

I shoot hard gumballs at the wall.

 

73 HP.

I feed the wall gumdrops.

 

74 hp

I throw the wall off a cliff.

 

73 HP.

I rub the wall's belly.

 

74 hp

I harass the wall over the phone.

 

73 HP

I raise an army to fight for the wall.

74 Hp.

I play Chess with the wall

 

75 HP