Goonstalf Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 A dog eats the walls dog. 8 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 A eat homeworks dog's wall the. 7 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 A 6 the eats homework dog. Wall HP. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 A homework dogs the eat's wall. 5 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 T͕̺̯͇̐̉̀ͭ͛ͧ͛ͣͯͣ̉̋́͢͢h̛̩̪̹̉̔͗̈̉͝ͅę͉͎̲̙͇͉̞̙̥̗̞̝͕̅ͨ̈́ͥ͗͒̃ͩ̀͌͐̑̑͐͑̎̓̓̚͡͠ ̧̜̺̝̱̪̘̭̣̖̺͕̺͎̳̞̜̾̊ͯͬͣ͌̓ͣͣ͌ͤ̕͡͡ͅw̴̻̗̠̠̺̲̪̜̟͌̐͒̒ͬ̕ͅa͓̠̫̲̬͓̮̠͇͚̱̺̰̺̦̖̩͙͆̆̋̈́ͧ̏̇͂ͤ̋ͧͤ̆̂͠l̶̫̙̭͙̳̥̳͈̪̰̲͚̀͒͂͆̌̿͆̚̕͡ͅl̶̨̦͉̫̭͉̪̫̹̙̼̮̱̗͈͙̀̆̓̽̏̕͜ ̵͚͈͔̣͎̺̼͖͎̙̲͍̠̼̪̈͌͑̅͂̍̉ͬ̋ͫ̇͌̒̌ͦ̈̀̚ͅͅs̴̪̭̦̲̞͖̯͉͎̠̱̲͙̱̬͍̪͗̎ͮͯ͋ͮͣͥ̊͌̏̈́̊͑ͯ̚̚͝u̴̴̜̹̘̘̩̮̥͍̗̣̠̯̗̝ͬͫ̿ͦ͑͆̃̀͢m̨̟͎̰̳̟̰͕̰̦͕͔̞̤̍̉͂̏̓̆͑ͣͩ̓ͫͨ͋͑̊͒̈ͨm̧̨̹͎̥̠̞͔͔͎̤̗̜̘͑̓̑͛̍ͤ̎́ͦ̔͊̓͜ͅoͦͤͮ̏ͮ͝͏̶̬̝̠̪̘̟̝͔̦͈͖̭̻̬̥͘͜ͅṋ̢̼̥̝̭̭̟̹̗̬̣̒͐̎̓ͨͫ͛̽̃̓̓͗̂͊ͩ͜͝͞ś̷̭̬̜̖̖̞̪͖̯̩̳̥̟͇̟̎͗͊̍͐ͣ̔̇̓ͦ̇̅̕͘͝ ͪ̈́͋ͪ̃̑ͭ̐ͩͥ͒ͯ̒ͪ́͑͒̚̕͟͏̝̯͇̻͕͉̯̯̬̜å̴͗̋̈́ͬ̓ͦͨ͋̽̌̚͘͏̯͖̬̘̯̭̹͇ ̸̱̤̙͍̐̏̈̇͛̈̉͘͢ͅt̢̜͇͈͇̭̲̿ͥ̀ͪ͐ͫͪ̅̌̌̿͘͢h̷̡̛̠̗̘̪̱̲͖̗̽̈ͤ͌͞͠é̦̪̯̲͈̎̑͂̇ͬ͐̑͋ͫ͐̈́͠ ͯͣ̃ͤͮ͊҉̴̵̪̳̹̰̼̠͉̝̹̗̖̥͖̹̩͙͙͇̲̀͘h̫̬̬̦̝͓͉̣͖̮̹̤̩̍̽ͩͣ̍͘͜͢͞͝ḭ̢̲̻̪̥͚͔̖̹̯͙̜̻̱̝͍͔̲͙ͮ̔̅ͯ̇͐̈͗̒̈̽̽̐̚͞g̴͇͚͉̱̤̥̬͗ͯ̏ͮ̄̀̄̈́ͦ̔ͩ͗̔́̀͜h̓̊̉ͫ̑ͦ̓͆ͦ̍̐ͧ͆͏͈̗͈̩̱͈͔̥̭͍̘̭̟̯͓̜̭͜e̵̡̞͙̘̳̻̫͚̯͔̮̰ͤ̂ͮ̂̀͆ͣ̔ͬ̾̏̀͢r̼̭̝͍̯̗̰͛̉ͥͨ̑ͥ̾͜͞ ̸̞̥̗̟͉͕̭̪̲̤͔̾̓ͧ̉ͭͤ̄ͬ̊ͦͦ͢c̴̷̡̲͍̠̣̣̗̳̣̩͎̓͊̒̎͛̔̅͗å̶ͪͣ̀ͤͦ̉̎̆̅ͮͧ͏̙̼͈̘̝̳͚̼s̵̢̪̻̹͚̞̪̦̈́͂̅̎͋ͨͥ̊̓ͅt̷̡͙̤̙̙͓͉͗̐̊͆̿̆̔ͪ͊̆͒͘e̛͖̬͔̹̲͍̞̺̺͕̹͇̞̱͑ͬͪͨͧͤ̿ͨ̎̂͗̈̎̊̀ ̵̸̨͇̖͓̯̈́̈́͂ͤ͒̉̈́͢t̷̾ͣ̔̑ͥ̈́͌ͩ̃̔ͬ̐͋ͤ̊ͤ̊ͬ̂̀͜͏̬̰̭̜͉̀o̲͖͈̜̭͙͙̣̺̩̬ͫ̿̄͒ͮͥ̈́̐́ͧ͗̍͊̈ͪ̐́͘ ͕̥̭̗̹̳̭̳̘͈̃̑̔̄ͬ̽̀͋̎̓̏̚͝p̧̗͚̙̳̥ͯͭ̇̂ͯ̈ͅuͫͪ̔ͣ̾ͫ̓ͮ̌̄ͩ̚͏̤̰̜̹̞̤̯͈̲̬̩̞̰̟̯͍̖͟͡n̋ͭͮͦ̊̐͊̃̈̋̇ͫ͌̑ͣ̏̉ͩ҉̮͖̩̣͎͎̟͕̼̱̮̖̕į͇̺̝̙̻͇̭̮̞͓̺͇ͭͮ̍̈́ͣ͟͟͜͡ͅs̢̺̤̞̥̙̃ͭͤ͆͑͊͜h̴̶̟͕͕̖͔͚͔̬͇ͥͬͩͮͦͬͨ͋̉ ̤̟̦͍̖͐͋ͫͨ̈̾͡h̨͖̥̖͇̯̳͍͗̑̀ͪ̄ͤ̽ͤ͐̏̅͗̏̔͗̒̾͐̌͟͠͞ű̢͆̑͊̃̂̓͂҉̞̗̳͇̭̦̝̤͚̺̼̪̭̠̩̀ṁ͆ͤͧ̔̇̉͏̡̧͇͖̘͓̙͇̖ͅa̡̗̜͕̜̝͍̥͉̠̭ͩ̃͆̽̋ͦ͆́͠ņ̨̬͓̥̗͈͇͚͈̝̑̐ͨ̅̂͛ͪ͗̚į̸̡̖̫͕̩̊͂̽ͩ̔̊̚͢͡t̛̼̩̝̬̭̪̜̜̾̇͗ͮ̎͐ͣ̄̓͗̉̚̚ÿ́̌̔͂͛̈̏̈́̔ͫͮ̽̈҉̼̗͎͇͖́͟ ̨̫̯̹͉ͨ̀ͤ̌ͬ̌ͫ͜͟ą̖̯̥̰̙̹͎͚͉̮̤͍̰̰͛̔ͫ̒ͨ͊ͧͪ̀ͥ́̚͘ͅn͉̳̗̬̼̘̹̰̘̬̬̘͈͚͈̣͎̓ͯ̇̽ͧ̾̏͌̽ͤ̉͐͘͜͢d͚͉͓͈͓͖̪̥͚̗̦̘͙͈̠̯ͥ͛̇͆̓ͯ͂́͛͐͜͞ ̶͊͛͑̇͛ͦͦ̑̈́͐̿ͫ̚͟͜҉̻͚͍͍͉̟̖̪̳̤͙̣ç̶̛̲̯̩̩̼̯̦̟̮͉͇̒͒̿̆̂ͭ̈́ͩͫ́ͅļ̸̢̦͉͎̝͓̭́̋̉ͭ̽̌̆̈́̅ę̷̲̱̗̝̜̦̲͇̺̣̬̹̖̘̤̱̱̲̼̈̾̎ͪ̅̉̀̓̀̕a̵͚̲̹̙͕̯̼̳̍̾͂̽̽͋ͤ̃ͪ̑ͫ͝n̷̖͉̼̥̥̥͈͍̣̜̥̎̀͑́̍ͮͧ̑ͦͫ̏ͣͭ̔͠͠s̙͈͚͓̰̦͈̥̫̱̬̫̭̮̈͐͆͑͂̏͆ͨ̂́̌̑͢͟͞e̶ͩ͒̈́͌̀ͣ͛ͪ̒͗̑͌̓̂ͪ͞͏̻͚̙̭͚͉̹̻ͅ ̶̰̩̤̖͇̭̱̥͙̭͙͎͍̱̣͚̥̜̑̒͌̚̕t̴̻̗̬͎͎̱̅̆̎̅̋̄͆͐̌̔ͨ͗̓͢͡ͅh̨̛̲̺̹͍̤̩̞̠̼̪̹̳͍̳͚̱͓͉͗̑ͭ̉̍̅ͦ̄̐̈ͫ̃̋̓̚í̷̉̉͊͆ͨ̅̀̄ͯ͘҉͏͎͙͈̻̜̥͕̳͜ş̸͈̖͍̞̰̫̘̥̬̳ͯ͐̂͆ͦͥ̉͑̑́̕ͅ ̶͈̫͇̙͕̖̟͐͋͛͋ͩ̄ͤͮ̎ͩ͛́͘w̢̟͙̜̲͓͚̽ͣ̋͌̇́͘óͦ̽͋̿̄ͬ̌͐̒̐̈̐̎́҉̡̼͚̼̖̦̭͍͈̲͔͎͕͈̲͕͟r̸̵̡̛̥̥͉͇ͫͬ̋́ͣ̓̃̅ͨͩ̂̋̓̚͠ͅḷ̷̦̠͍̭̪̭̜̋̋͂̏ͤͤͬͩ̚d̵̛̫͖̯̰͙̣̙͚̹̲̟̙̜͙ͪ̏̿̂͐̇́͜͠ ̬̠͉͕̮͔̮̫̞̜̱͔͍̥̜̦̦̜̀̐̋͑̓ͫͬ̒̀͟͜f̨̢̨̗̠̠̗̺̠͒͗̂́ͮ̊ͯ͌͒͡͠ŗͮ͂̿̿ͮ͑҉͉͕͙̫̩̬̮͔͚̙̙ō̰͓͉͙̤͈̗̲̳̘͋̿̉͌̓̂̃́̉̋͞ṁ̷̡̠̲͔̺͓̹͉͙̳̥̘̬̘̫̭̥̖̆̈́ͧ̾ͮͭ͘͠ͅͅ ̧̜͉̤̰̲̫̱͎͓͙̣̻̥̝̼̠̜̞͐ͮ̆̑̿ͩ̑̕͟t̺̪̮̯̹̠̫̞̰̜̯̱͖͂̒̊̅̀͋̎ͥ̾͊͆́̚͜ͅͅh̷̀ͬ͛̑ͯ̎͑̑̿ͮͩ̓̀͝͞͏͖͇̯̣̮̘̙̗ë̩͍̰̖̞̗͑̽ͮͤͤ̈̐ͣ̌̽̌̆̃ͩ͋͘͡ ̵ͫ̂̅̓̎̐̾̎̐̓̔̿͐̑ͬ̚͢͏̲̲̦̮͓̻̯͚͈h̼͇͕͉͇͓̫͎͔̳͈͈̣̠̝̦̩̼͒̂̔ͤ̏ͤ̑͂̾̐ͧ̓̃͛͘͟eͫ̍ͫͩ̆́̚҉͏̰̼͓̮̘̯̺̯̗̥͇̙̟̬̞͓̘r̡̡̮̤͉̩̣̰̱̦͊̈́ͨ̀̌͒̽ͮ͘͞͞e̴̵̴͉̭͍͚͒͆̍̇̑ͨ͂t̡̡͕͎͉͈͚̯̝͔͚͇͈̣͔͙͚̩̿̓̓ͩ̏̄̓͋̈́͒́͘͝i̛̟̫͇̰̲̫̳̬̹̰͙̱͖͚̬͔ͧ̍̊ͬ͌̀͊͗͗ͬ͗̒́̊̔͘͘͟ͅc̡̠̦̬̜̣̙ͭ̐̔͒̚̕͞ͅś͙͎̻̻͊͌̿̑̃̓̍̔̓̑͊͐͢͟.̷̳̥̤̫̻̠̼̰ͤ͆̈́̈͐͝ͅ 4 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 The wall throws up. 3 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 while the wall went to school, he was in spanish class, and then he threw up 3 times on the floor and then 2 times in the trash can. then the trash can tipped over and got all over. then other kids started puking and the whole room was just puke. so everyone got to go home and be happy, including the wall 4hp The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Except the wall's dog, who licked the puke off the ground and died. 3 Hewlett Packard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 The wall smokes the ashes of his dead dog and becomes possessed and kills his whole family. 2 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 The wall gets a lot of friends and a hot girlfriend, they form a band of mercenaries which quickly gain rename all over the lands. But then His best friend betrays the band and sacrifices all of them to acquire god powers, then forces the wall to see him rape his girlfriend, while demons hold the wall against the ground. In a desperate attempt to rescue his girlfriend, he cuts off his arm, but he just gets pinned down again. And they poke out his eye. 1 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 The wall pokes himself in the eye while brushing his teeth. And dies. 0 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Reset. The wall catches ebola. 49 hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaur Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Adds a large rock to the wall. 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 the wall grew a western mustache and now is a sheriff and the town loves him 51hp The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 The wall listens to Creedence. 52HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I throw an egg at the wall. 51 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 The wall listens to classical music. 50 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 How is that a bad thing? Classical music is beautiful. The wall watches Kung Pow. 51 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 How is that a bad thing? Classical music is beautiful. Don't get me wrong, I play classical music on the piano and I love it, but listening to it is dreadful. Much rather play it. I introduce the wall to a hot girl and her twin. 52 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The wall tries out cannibalism and enjoys it. 53 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The wall listens to 80's music. 54HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The wall catches the cold but scientists pay him so they can test a new cure/vaccine against him and it works and because of the wall the cold gets wiped out and he becomes famous. 55 hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 But then the wall get AIDS. 54 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The wall enjoyed the process by which it got AIDS ;D 55 HP YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 But he never called back. 54 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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