blaah

Then again, the Richter scale is exponential, but either way, it's insane fail. 7 HP

My dog finds the hardest way to get on my bed

Very epic, high magnitude on the fail scale. 9 HP

hi there

But fails. 11 HP

I don wanna be at school

Yeeeahbuddy

Minus one. 12 HP

Name tag on his collar. He doesn't have a real metal engraved tag yet, so today I wrote his name on a glow-in-the-dark key chain. So his tag glows and I can see him lurking in the dark.

I can do that with my left wrist. Some people are so disgusted by it, it is so amusing. I do it when people are cracking their knuckles until they notice, funny every time.

My cat's tag is the coolest tag any cat has.

Pshh bromance

Well then.

Ah, love. Makes people so silly. Or just plain annoying.

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH or, I whip my tail back and forth

I've come to the conclusion that it's best if I don't leave these parts during rush time because things go on that I may not necessarily agree with.

"We must go deeper" = THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID. But not me, I am not that she.

It's called food, often taken for the purpose of nourishment.

"You all hate your children, they're too fat to feed" Dear Sick Puppies, I luff your lyrics.

Now a muscle by my right shoulderblade hurts. Last night it was the other side and I used a heat patch, hmmph.

Wanna carry on your discussion of the show with some of my friends? You have no chances of sexy time because a couple of them are Mormon and the others don't do anything either, but if you can just converse they'd be great.

Yep see I don't fit in with the crazy Doctor Who people. Also, I had something else to say. But I forgot.

Isn't it the Tartis?

Nahhh brah. 12 HP

Oh no, Doctor Who fans are crazy. Srsly, some of my obsessed friends think highly of people just because they like Doctor Who. It's insane.