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CBR It's a new /FG/ acronym! For... CONFUSED BEYOND RECOVERY

Mr I'll make a man out of you!

Hhhh

>door moves slightly >enter Carlos >makes happy noise >jumps on my bed >looks at me >starts purring >walks around >gets confused by mess >hops down >still purring I like kitty cats and pagegets

Maybe the gods just have bad aim. Maybe because they can't see, maybe they need glasses too.

I got sunglasses on my birthday last year. Then I broke the part that comes in contact with my nose, but luckily there's another rod above because apparently gluing them won't work for how I treat them, or so I found out when I broke them again after fixing them

I only wear my glasses when I'm in a class that requires me to read something at a distance on that given day. I wear my sunglasses a lot more often than my prescription seeing glasses.

I need to see an optometrist.

When my mom was drunk in my presence last, her nugget was blue.

Variation on the camping joke, credited to my mother "Know the difference between a flashlight and sodomy?" "no." "Wanna go camping?"

I'm afraid of heights. But I love roller coasters.

The word "moist". Look below. Didn't we have a motorboating conversation a few weeks ago?

Melamine!

When I'm mad I tend to type it out and by the time I'm done I'm not as upset anymore. Yeah, I read back whatever the situation was and it still makes me mad, but the initial fury is all gone, it just wears off with time. And by engaging myself in the activity of typing it out I lose the strong shock emotions and lose track of time so everything in my head balances back out, whereas if I stew and pull things from the past in and everything it just takes longerto get over.

Whoa guys, everyone is all fired up now. I think everyone should say how they feel on this page and the next pages should be reserved to pictures of cats. Nothing else, just pictures of cats.

I'm making myself ramen while also boiling water to make authentic Italian pasta. I crave ramen noodles. I'm cultured.

Mmm back cracked I want food.

I'm not googling anything, I prefer not to leave this app

I think Seany has an Arby's problem

WHY IS HOLD IT AGAINST ME STUCK IN MY HEAD and I only responded by saying go back under the bridge Why is my mom talking about tumors and tweezers.

DEAR NEW PAGE I CLAIM THEE on my taxes.

So guys... Potassium

This. Also this:

I don't either! I watched two episodes and then couldn't keep up because I suck at keeping up with shows (except Dexter, US of Tara, Top Chef, and... Jersey Shore) but all my friends still talk to me like I do watch it. Oh, and 4tehlaffz, go back under your bridge.

YUMMY NEW PAGE How do you feel about those dorks spending next season of their show in Italy? Kill them. Kill them all. They'll probably fall into water and drown, don't worry.