Okay, yesterday I slept until noon and today until 12:30, both I had detailed, weird dreams during the morning hours. Yesterday I was a seductive serial killer and today I was on a bad date with a woman. I shouldn't sleep until noon. I liked the serial killer one a lot more, it was less uncomfortable to kill people. I killed someone in the face by shoving their face in closing bus doors and getting their neck in their just in time to hit the jugular. Another one I lured in seductively onto the roof of my dorm and then left for something, came back masked as a man, and stabbed to death. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS. I felt powerful though. The one this morning was just uncomfortable, as the girl was a girl and mean and weird and for some reason I was really trying. I faintly recall telling her "I do not date women" and it seemed like she didn't either, which was probably more awkward than if she'd been into me. No, I can't say. Maybe tomorrow if I sleep till noon that twist will come in. Or maybe I'll do something cool, like travel the world.