9thGenProwlgrin

Ashes are the secondary ingredient in Serum 207, which is great when you get a huge pile of tarromin herbs from Manage Thy Kingdom minigame, cuz you sooooo DO NOT want to waste limpwurts making low-lvl strength pots ... not when you can use those limps for super strength pots. Serum 207 gives 50 herblore xp, so that's not useless by any means.

Beer. And Dragon Bitter. Yes, you get +2 strength ... but lose six-hundred twenty-five thousand attack levels. Yeah, no. No thanks. Actually ... drinks like Slayer's Respite that totally kills your combat stats so you can boost your slayer for 30 seconds by one lvl. Tell me, when are you going to go on a slaying excursion and purposefully drain the bloody hell out of your stats in order to kill something 1 level higher than your current slayer?! IF ... you don't knock all your combat stats down to 1. Maybe it IS sorta good for ranging/maging, I suppose ... if you don't mind wasting restores/super restores to recover from it afterwards. At any rate ... if not ultimately useless, it's still garbage. Oh. And. Bad wine. -3 attack. No bonuses, no healing. Yeah. THAT'S pretty useless, yes?

Agreed ... brilliant! Fairy ring coordinates a click away. Yay! Why'd'n't I think of that?