Alright, I got one.... As your coveting the 1 gp, you hear someone say "Free stuff please!". You turn to see a horde of Begger Zombies! As they all start lurching at you, you start firing spells into the crowd, killing them by the dozen. However, you fail to notice a single Begger Zombie come up from behind. Before you realize he's there, he grabs you and chomps down hard on your shoulder! As he starts feasting on your flesh as you try to wiggle free, the rest of the horde bears down on you, some taking part in the unholy feast, other looting through your possession. After a few minutes, the horde dissipates, leaving nothing but a clean-picked skulliton. A few minutes later, I meet up with one of the zombies. I offer to trade him a firelighter for the gp. He agrees and starts examining the firelighter. I then pull a string, causeing the firelighter to go off in his face, killing him instantly. Beat that!