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I'm pretty much doing Monkey Madness so I can train agility in Ape Atoll. lol

Thank you. =)

No images for the first entry. my bad Goals: Get 43 Prayer Complete Monkey Madness 99 Agility! [hide=Green Dragon Training] [hide=Intro]Yep, I've finally decided to train my prayer by slaughtering green dragons, and then worshipping their bones to the Ectofuntus. Problem is--I'll be training in level 10-12 wilderness. With pures and Ancients lurking outside the "Dragon Pit", my little level 64 fighter will have his share of troubles. So I begin to fish lobbies and swordfish and manage to catch enough to last me eight to ten trips in the Wilderness. Equipment: Rune Plate Rune Legs Anti-Dragon Shield ddp++ D long Boots of Lightness Nothing fancy, but enough to stand up against the level 79 dragons. And the training begins. I kill dragon after dragon, doing dds specs and making myself obese with lobbies. After my first load, I'm being burned at the sinister hands of a mage pure. The outcome: I escape. \ Thank the Lord I'd taken time to train my Magic level. Before you ask, "Why didn't you spec him with dds?", my special meter was empty and I still had 6+ lobbies.[/hide] [hide=More Playa Killas]"Mr. Flames of Zamorak pure" isn't the only player killer who assaults me, sadly. To make this entry shorter, all the pk'er escapes are shown in a list. >Level 71, "ddp++ 1-item'er": I tele away to Falador >"Ancient ice'r": I run to a safer wilderness level >"Flames of Zamorak mage": I am pk'd, only losing ten lobbies (ty protect item) >Another "Flames of Zamorak mage": This one makes me lol. He comes into the Dragon Pit with no anti-d shield and is nearly killed. I scoff at him, running to safetly like a good little non-pk'er. :-w >A kill that I actually like--Another guy that who is training on the dragons is ticking off me and my buddy. An Ancient comes along and pk's him with little effort. "Free monkfish on me," he said. :) Then there are the two craftier ones; ones whom I dislike enough to dedicating an entire section to (no naming names of course).[/hide] [hide=Phail]Lately I've been ticked off at bots. They're stealing woodcutters' yew logs, merchants' lobby profits, and my green dragons. Pushed by another "buddy", I attempt to pk a bot with dds spec. It teleports, leaving me skulled (and looking like a pirate, XD). Attacking the gold farming scum is my biggest mistake. I return to the dragons and the buddy. Another guy shows up, only wielding a dds. As I kill dragons, the buddy asks if I "want some food". I decline and keep killing dragons, telling him that "when i pull up the trade, your friend there will pk me". He swears at me and I continue to kill my dragon. After I pick up the remains, the other guy runs at me, I attempt to teleport, but he gets the first strike and specs a 16 17. I'm dead with nothing left. Had he hit one zero I would still have my 250k+ worth of stuff. But hell no. My timing was a split-second off, and bam, I'm dead at the hands of lurers. Though this crap happened last night, I'm still fuming. God. The most amount of money lost yet. I'll just try to be thankful that it only came from a Treasure Trail, and not 2+ hours of picking flax. -.- Advice? Tips? Feel free to add me in Runescape. =)[/hide][/hide]

Add me to the support list, excellent idea.

Full black mystic huh. I'd just bring blue mystic, since it's easier to replace. Then again I'm only level 62 so I wouldn't know about this kind of thing. =/

I was scammed 4k essence by a bot. I payed 100k, but the bot quickly changed 4k to 400. I looked at the second trade screen and didn't notice that there were only 3 zeroes. >.>

I'm totally not witty. Saying the most satrical comments possible definitely does not make me witty or intelligent. My bland and straightforward language makes everyone hate me. I try to be clever with the words that crawl out my mouth. This comes naturally for me, though my mother can't seem to accept it, if ya' know what I mean. Sarcasm is perfectly acceptable. People just have to take the time to reread what you say. "O he waznt seros lol"

Best thread yet. I hope JaGeX uses this. :)

No, just for macroing. JaGeX already disciplines players for abusing the ... abuse button--or so I hear. :lol:

Some runners in the Agility Course. The majority of runners are lvl 80-100, which means low-levels like myself are targeted once they run out of food. Go to the darn Mage Arena bank and restock, and don't attack players that have no chance of surving a ddp++ special.

Macroers inflate the hiscores by so much. *sigh* I was scammed 88k by one. 4k reg ess -> 400 reg ess. JaGex should at least take away the 1-minute limit for reporting macroing.