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[bleep] IT I'M GETTING CEREAL

Nah, he'll probably just get confused somehow and then ask me if I want to hangout downtown at 8pm on a school night. I AM SO HUNGRY

Man one of my friends is retarded. He downloads videos off of youtube with one of those youtube downloaders then uploads them onto facebook with the facebook video upload thing, instead of just copying and pasting the URL.... why.jpg

Stop obsessing over my fecal matter you [bleep]ing aspies.

No, but it was pretty much all I had in me both times. And it's not like I crap huge amounts that would make so much of a difference anyways. I'm going to make a weight-loss guide.

>reading comprehension Let me repeat this for you. I took a dump immediately before I weighted myself yesterday AS WELL AS today so that there would be little to no waste inside of me either time, which would create little error in what my true weight is.

LOL I already lost 2.5 pounds since last night. That should be accurate since I weighed myself in boxers both times and took a crap before each weigh-in. This is easier than I thought. I'm hungry though.

>being forced into the military >a "higher calling"

Fine. Remove the weeaboo manga avatar and we'll talk.

Why would you subject your kids to a bleak future of war and tired tradition with no chance of becoming great, thoughtful citizens, instead of letting them decide how they'll live their own lives?

It's because everyone here is an aspergers-afflicted anime fan except seany. and dax i guess.

There you go you [bleep]ing aspies.

I guess I'll take this test for the 128903472957834th time

>being introverted

I'm an ENTJ.

guys please give me attentionnnnnnnn

abc is cool but tyler is my favorite <3 <3: <3:

Heh Oh Pie hardly ever makes fun of me. I feel left out :( That's because you're cool besides the girl cartoon shit. Halo and Napalm just think they're cool when they just play WoW and Steam all the time.

lmao i really got you mad didn't i, halo? hahaha holy shit you must not have much of a life to spend that much time thinking of a comeback. gonna go hang out with my friends, have fun getting upset on your computer.

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oh sorry i don't play your japanese role playing steam-fortress-2 "gaben" shitty puzzle games. i play popular xbox 360 games because i actually have a life.

>says fallout is the worst game series of all time >Location: 100 Rads Bar ☢

You should care more about your weight, it's the most important controllable thing we as humans can do.

>eating food STILL ON TRACK TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS [bleep]S