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Not really, I hang out with this guy a lot and he's kind of obnoxious. Last time I hung out with him I just went to a movie with him and another friend and they just [bleep]ing talked the entire time. Otherwise he's generally cool but sometimes he's just so annoying. Socially Lazy Sloth describes me greatly.

Pretty much. I actually do have a lot of homework that I want to start though. But yeah, I just don't really want to go on a date with a person I've never met before.

Pretty good, hoping my friend doesn't come track me down at my house to go on that awkward double date.

So [bleep]ing good.

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, and I am not enjoying it one bit. I hate snow so much. Luckily it isn't very much.

Uh... just ask someone?

How are those Demons, Abc?

Hey Halo, how are those Black Knights?

Either you're not actually poor or you have your priorities [bleep]ed up.

>implying

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HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

missed 11:11 both times today. OOPS see ya guys

Hitler, Bieber, and A7x go to hell.They meet the devil sitting on his throne,and he asks them why they're in hell. Hitler: I killed 20 million people and caused a holocaust on the Jewish population. Devil: Good, Good, sit to my right. Bieber: I poisoned world of music with my little faggy voice who irritates every normal person in the world Devil:You are such an [wagon]. Well done, sit to my left. *looks at A7x* And why are you here? A7x: get off my throne [bleep]

Well I'm going to bed since you basically admitted you'd lost to me any day. I don't even think I'm coming back to this retarded asa forum again. It's just getting worse every day. I don't give a [bleep] if you don't believe me. Bye, idiots.

Sorry, I was just getting a BJ from your mom, Halo. @goon, let me guess you listen to greasy neckbeard metal like Cannibal Corpse and Kataklysm. listen to some good shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVuC5YfLPM technical, skilled, and brutal

Hey Atheists, My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bible

Hey Functions, My name is y = e^x, and I feel sorry for each of every one of you. All of you are limited, slow growing, excuses for equations who spend every second of their day dreaming of going to infinity. You are everything bad on the graph. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a function with a puncture? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of graphs with tears or holes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a function with only one output. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have exponential growth which means I grow fast as shit. What routes do you take, other than becoming oh so close to that one number? I also grow towards infinity as my x values approach infinity, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just intersected me; Shit was SO defined). You are all [bleep] who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Hey Muggles, My name is Harry, and i hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of there day looking at stupid ass pictures that don't even move. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done magic? i mean, i guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability, to cast spells, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then being a squib. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the quidditch team, and seeker since my first year. What sports do you play, other then "jack off to naked drawn mudbloods"? i also get straight A's and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO magic). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Hey [bleep]s, My name is Pie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any [kitty]? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all [bleep] who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my [bleep]

All credibility lost. Ignored and reported. I thought I might be arguing with a compitent individual but this just proves you're an uneducated bimbo.

Lol you think you're strong because your parents payed for some shitty class to make you feel strong? There's a thing called street smarts; I have it, and it's not something you can just have mommy or daddy buy for you. It's earned through living a hard life and trudging through the darkness. I wouldn't expect some skinny white nerd like you to have any [bleep]ing idea what it's like. Don't think for a god damn second you could take me, because you [bleep]ing couldn't.