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oh-[garden tool]-[garden tool] no. In Call of Duty you unlock rewards, have social interaction, have minimal stress, and win games with people around the world. In the military you go through drills then hope you don't die.

why would you join the military? you can do all the same exact stuff in call of duty and it's a lot more fun, and then you have time for an actual job.

quit speaking in cryptic messages we're supposed to guess the context of, zoe

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, ZOE?

You should be. Creepiest thing I've seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZjeiEYYIU

>browsing smosh.com for internet humor

lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^...

lol so random xD wafflez!!! *holds up spork*

That's because they are mainly after your scape account, which is basically worthless and nothing to someone who is retired. I'm not sure how they'd steal my Runescape account with an Imageshack link, but okay.

How is it a scamming account? They just don't know how to post an imageshack link. There's nothing bad or dangerous about that link.

ABC, DO NOT LISTEN TO WITS I don't know if she's trying to troll you or just giving terrible advice. Unless you're texting a LOT, you will not need unlimited texting. I text daily with a lot of people but can manage it to the point where I am still well within a limited amount. As you say you have no friends, I highly doubt you're going to need unlimited texting. Complete waste of money. Honestly, for your first phone, just get a Tracfone so you can get an idea of what you'll be using it for.

Touch screen phones generally suck. The iPhone pulls it off very well though.

How much will be using the phone anyways? No use in buying like a $70/month phone if you're going to use it once or twice a day.

WHOA

This is actually really bad information.

abc, most phones are free or cheap these days, they just want you to sign into the contract, so just get a phone you like, it doesn't really matter.

YOU LOOK AT THE THING AND SEE IF IT DOES THINGS YOU WANT, IF IT DOES YOU BUY IT, IF IT DOESNT YOU DON'T HOLY SHIT

Look at the cell phones then decide which one you think is good. wtf would you need a guide for

Why would you need a guide to determine what cell phone to buy?

yup