I think your talking about my post i made around page 30 something, lol. lemme go find it. found it after like 20 minutes(you better be freakin grateful)i went ahead and copied the whole post cause i felt like it. Here it is: Ok, i got some really good ones. story1: setting- I had just finished dragon slayer and was walking around in lumby with my full rune,when a lvl 3 comes up(note: this was 1 1/2 yrs ago so not perfect). He imidiantly starts following me. noob: mke me cpper sord ( he speleld horribly, so future ones will be spelled correctly) me: huh? noob: make me a copper sord me: sord? noob: sword noob: make me a copper sword me: whats a copper sword? noob: the brown sword, make me one. me: brown swords are bronze. noob: no there not (trades noob) (noob accepts) (shows bronze sword) me: you mean that kinda sword? noob: no a copper sword, not bronz! me:... noob: make me a copper sword! Me: theres no such thing as a copper sword! copper alone cant make any kind of metal! noob: not uh! havnt u ever heard of copper pipes! me: not on runescape... - so this went on for some time...- -continuing on...- noob: make me a copper sword!!!1!! me: FINE ILL MAKE YOU A FREAKIN COPPER SWORD!!!! noob: hurray!copper sword! me:... ( so i think.. and think some more...) Me: but to make it you hv to use a special anvil thats in wildy, ok? noob: ok! ( so i bank all my stuff except rune scimmy, and we go into wildy) ( i keep walking but i cant attack so i go deeper) ( we're in lvl 12 wilderness when all a sudden... a bolt spell comes from no where and hits a 7 on him, another comes and hits a 3) (noob has died) me: wtf? pker: heh heh heh , i owned that noob! Me: lolz! good job man so after all that happened i went to fally to mine some iron when all a sudden... noob pm: make me copper sword! (adds noob) me pm: omg leave me alone! me pm: theres no such thing as a copper sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! noob pm:i want a copper sword!! me pm: OMFG! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A COPPER SWORD! me pm: if you didnt find that out on tutorial island your a freakin idiot! (noob has logged out) i think i hurt the lil noobs heart... story 2: setting- fishing guild, smaller docks, im fishing sharks. somedude: buying d hally lvl122: ill sell 500k me: omg thats way over priced! there only worht 325k lvl122: oh... either she bought that account or has no idea how much things go for anymore. story 3: setting- wildy, me and my friend are pking, because he just got 94 mage and wanted to try ice barrage. so we see a lvl 78(noob) and my friend ice barrages him... Noob: omg! wtf! me: ha ha ha ha, pwned! nooB: wtf is this! my friend ice barrages him 2 more times and he dies friend: w00t! rune plate, rune legs, d long! me: sweet! noob pm: wtf!!!! (adds noob, noob has logged on) me pm: ? noob pm: wtf was that maN! me pm: ...eh? noob pm: i coudlnt move! you put an ice cube on me! me pm: i didnt do that.. noob pm: where'd you buy that ice cube!? i want one! me pm: .... rofl! another reason why noobs shouldnt go in wildy story 4:Coming soon to a thread near you! ( lol i forgot it when i typed all the others....) Edit: w00t! i remmebered! story 4: setting- I am in varrock, just walked from lumby, i am on my pker pure. I get a pm from a guy named javamod ( and bunch of numbers) (whole story in pm) javamod(noob): hello sir (adds javamod, java mod has logged on) me: hello noob: would you like to be safer while playing runescape? noob: just give me your pass and i can make it safer. me: this is a lame scam... jagex staff has a gold crown. noob: im not jagex staff, Iam a mod for java, the program that runs runscape. (reports for password scamming) me: right... noob: plz give me your pass so we can make your account safer. me:" pla give me your pass so we can make your account safer" noob:this isn't funny sir me: this isnt funny sir noob:if you dont stop im gonna make the program different so ur account gets deleted. (reports for bug abuse) ( adds noob to ignore) thats it for now, ill add more if i rememebr any or encounter a funny noob. _________________