Napalm

>Counter-Strike match >Entire team is dead, 3 guys left on the other team >Hear footsteps >About to turn a corner >Captcha from JDownloader pops up and minimizes the CS screen >Start typing it at lightning speed but knock over the mouse >press the windows key while trying to catch the mouse >Cat starts biting on my toes >sweep the feet to make him go away >Stub the big toe against the corner of the desk's leg >Spill the coffee cup you were drinking over yourself and the keyboard >Run off the chair to the bathroom but forgo I had a headset on a plugged in >The leash effect makes you drop your chair, fall on the ground, while the headset gets unplugged and shooting starts to sound at maximum volume all over your house on 3:25 am on a tuesday night

He's not on weed, he said that because you smoke he thought you were older... At least I think that was the misuderstanding.

Nah, other mods would use that as a scape goat if we actually won. 1

Stop that.

And I just got back from Gamestop, having bought Infamous 2. Yay for owning every major game platform. Do they forbid you from watching violent movies too?

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Watch on YouTube

-963 You are entitled to your own opinion, no matter how much I disagree with you.

Yes, and it creeps me out when a mother says her baby is beautiful. I've met only one woman who was honest about it, it was my friend's mother, who admited he was gross when he was born.

Indeed.

Double for page get. Also, that feel when you finally get a good night of sleep and can actually recall your dream. It's been a long time since I could remember them, I think I'm gonna stat a dream jounal. I was going to school on a skateboard in this dream, but I was sitting on it. It was weird.

Check this

-961

So true.

-959 No.

He put in a paper when he picked the box?

>That feel when this week I only go 3 times to uni, and two of those are only to get the grades and leave right away.

I'd have to buy one more Whiskey and one more Coke, but I'm out of gold and I don't feel like killing slimes.

>You use the Whisky on the Coke. >You have obtained item: Whiskey with Coke (1)

Someone should do an updated version of that gif.

Old Simpsons > Old Family Guy > Futurama > New Family Guy > New Simpsons

>That other guy

Bizarre ending?