H2PM

YAY! Welcome back buddy.

I'm so jealous of those people that have bathrooms in their bedrooms.

Alright, thanks.

Hey college kids, can you put in a request to have a singles dorm? Or do they just randomly assign you to dorms?

Lol guys, get a load of this loser! Hahaha!

That's me.

Any sequel to a Disney movie was absolute garbage.

Well, a majority of my teachers usually used the last 10 - 15 minutes of class as a study hall. Also, my biology teacher has this taxidermed(?) crocodile head. Which I did get to hold in my hands, she wanted it to be put up on a different wall and asked me to do it since I'm quite tall. But I'll say holding dead dinosaurs is probably cooler. tl:dr, I'm slightly jealous, but by not a significant amount.

But I wasn't hating on you guys...

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Mac-n-Cheese/2035273 What.

I wish I was making this up. The guy kind of looked like Tyler actually. Same hairstyle.

Yep it was me.

So some guy that's been leech living off some neighbors got arrested today.

Tacatar.

I bet you think the Vulcan death grip puts people into comas as well. And I found it on reddit. But recently, with Reddit's current track record, I wouldn't doubt it originated form 4chan.

I didn't get dizzy.

Isn't he like 14? or was it that other guy.

http://vimeo.com/25341255

I didn't say they did anything to me, but from the posts I've been reading, they're quite forgetful.

Jeez, the college students of TIF need to get their acts together.

Same here.

Isn't it illegal to not have a nurse in a high school?