Oh man. First time I started drinking was about 2-3 years after everyone else had started, seeing as I come from an islamic family and parents are all against the drugs/alcohol thing. You know how it is for first time drinkers. Except for me, I was the only 'noob' and everyone else already knew their limits and could drink responsibly. I was at a friends girlfriends birthday party, we have a policy here that if you're drinking you bring your own stuff. This was the first party I'd been to where I had to buy my own alcohol. So I go and buy a bottle of Vodka. I don't know how to drink vodka. I show up and there is a whole bunch of people I don't know. It's really [bleep]ing awkward. I start drinking the vodka, unmixed straight from the bottle. I don't know how to drink vodka. It tasted like shit, but I am so lightweight the taste was gone really quick. You should stop drinking vodka if you cannot taste it. I keep drinking because everyone is giving me attention, and was having a great time. Last thing I remember, 9pm, and I'm sitting on a chair, next to a woman who was dressed up as a black man (I don't [bleep]ing know why), she looks at me, asks if I'm okay, in which I reply "Yeah sure, just look at me chug this bottle". That's all I remember until midnight, where I'm on the side of the street puking next to a friend of mine (who happens to be black). Then I remember being in a car and puking out the side of the window. I wake up the next morning in a house that wasn't the house from last night, walk into a living room full of people that I do not recognize, was so surreal and confused and cliche. Yeah I don't drink vodka anymore.