Bonez899
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Transported back to the 1800's and forced to work as a wage slave in a factory until an unfortunate accident
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Warlords kill you just to prove something
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Slip on ice bashing your head off of a lego castle causing a massive head injury
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Playing IRL tetris and you end up being the bottom block
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Geese attack
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Elephant stampede
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Hit by an asteroid while on a space walk
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Free trip to space, without any equipment
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Bit too far south and freeze
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You explode after 700800hrs of use
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Nah, just memeing. Nothing personal taken You find an extremely addictive series on netflix and proceed to watch it for 48hrs straight before succumbing from dehydration.
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Damn, no personal attacks please. Swarmed by geese
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TESSET WAS WASTED
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You get to drive a lamborghini, as a crash test dummy
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Embarrassment after Jimmy Kimmel mentions you live on TV