Bonez899
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Transported back to the 1800's and forced to work as a wage slave in a factory until an unfortunate accident
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Warlords kill you just to prove something
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Slip on ice bashing your head off of a lego castle causing a massive head injury
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Playing IRL tetris and you end up being the bottom block
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Geese attack
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Elephant stampede
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Hit by an asteroid while on a space walk
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Free trip to space, without any equipment
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Bit too far south and freeze
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You explode after 700800hrs of use
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Nah, just memeing. Nothing personal taken You find an extremely addictive series on netflix and proceed to watch it for 48hrs straight before succumbing from dehydration.
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Damn, no personal attacks please. Swarmed by geese
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TESSET WAS WASTED
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You get to drive a lamborghini, as a crash test dummy
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Embarrassment after Jimmy Kimmel mentions you live on TV
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Snu snu
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You got desperate for cans but couldn't find any and starve
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You get desperate for food taking the last cans on the shelf. Unfortunately their seal was broken when other cans were grabbed and botulism
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Trampled by people rushing to purchase toilet paper
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While attempting to create a cure for COVID-19 you accidentally post too much info on the forum. Some alphabet agency sees this info and accidently kills you while raiding your lab thinking you created the virus to begin with
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Deciding to travel to Italy tomorrow, you have a great vacation seeing all the landmarks while people are locked down. You even meet some friendly Italians who show you around and offer you some amazing food. Travelling back home you have a window seat on the plane and due to some weird turbulence a goose gets blown through the window, hitting you and killing you.
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Ice cream
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Robot revolution
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Of natural causes at a ripe old age, of 122 after spending several years essentially just existing.