That's one of those jokes that people would normally tell friends, who know it isn't funny, but would laugh anyways. ANYWAYS. Scariest game I've played? Well, when I was 6 or 7, I played ShadowMan 64. It was real scary at the time, especially when you pick up the teddy bear and you can hear that dead kid. not scary now, but it was when I was 6 or 7, and at the start of the n64. BioShock is NOT scary. Epic, but not scary. Plenty of "What?" and "k" moments, but hardly an AARGH. Scratch that, I can not recall a single AARGH moment. BioShock still pwns the [cabbage] out of every other game though. Well, except for Majora's Mask. [bleep]ign loved that.