Cynic

You suddenly sprout buttons all over your body. Yay for you. I press a taupe button that has a diameter of about 5 inches.

Banned for stealing my idea of banning someone for letters they have in their name.

Congratulations! You have unlocked the Failcow!

Banned for having an image in your signature.

Banned for having a "z" in your Tip.It username.

He will fix all of your problems.

Banned for not knowing the different spellings of "forum."

No, it's not me. I'm Zezima, remember? Goonstalf.

You are drowned in a 6-foot deep pool of purple paint. I press a button with a picture of an innocent blueberry muffin on it.

Banned for not being specific. Seriously, I could've had 5,258,914,934 lines and you still would've been correct.

Why thank you for fixing my disk. Have some cannolis. (Technically, "cannolis" isn't a word, but that's the only English plural version available.)

First of all, banned for using an abbreviation of any kind. Lazy nerd. Second of all, Goonstalf, that was not my "raw fury." That was me pretending to be mad to see how people would react. When I really get mad, you can tell by the abruptness and total logical sense of my post. If it's any help, I call everyone in my clan chat a "(insert whatever flaw I happen to notice here) Nerd." So don't feel bad.

It turns out that the needle-shaped button isn't actually a button, but a real needle. The needle goes through your finger, and the tip curls, so that you can't get it out. I press a button with a picture of a kitten on it.

Banned for making an assumption of any kind, especially a wrong one. I changed because I wanted to get what I'm currently acting in my signature, but I ran out of characters. So I had to get rid of the first line. Fool.

Yes, I'm him in disguise. I'm just that cool. Goonstalf.

Dance Dance Revolution: (Insert your favorite version here.) And yes, "N" is the starting letter for the next game.

Banned for not noticing that I lie a lot. NOTE: Yes, I did change my signature.

[hide=][/hide] Good thing that that guy is a level 61 Male El Moradian archer.

8.8/10=88/100= B+

Banned for getting 15,964 magic experience today.

Direct quote from website I got this picture from: "Imaging Study Reveals How Pure Oxygen Harms The Brain"

Banned for being a hypocrite. I hate hypocrites.

Hooray for asphyxia.

Banned for editing what I said in a quote. EDIT: Going to school. See you in about 8.5 hours.