SeanyTheSailor

They tell me the wimmin of Dax's homeland are very "friendly".

Without leaning over? I kid you not this kid could almost stand up straight and scratch the back of his knee.

I'm probably missing some innuendo here. Do you mean from a standing position? No innuendo, his hands were really just that big.

heh. Wallace. I went to boot camp with a kid named Wallace. That fool hand huge hands. He could practically scratch the back of his knee without bending over.

Derping around before i go bowling at 6.

Scratch that last comment.

I like the current conversation.

Making a video of a video game is just kind of promoting it. Recording a show just makes it free for everyone.

I need more pictures of scantily, yet tastefully clad wimmin to cycle through my background. I only have 1 atm.

have you ever seen a full grown man wrestle a bear at night?

I had a wrong number female text me from my home town. I attempted to strike up a conversation but I think I scared her off. Oh well.

Sorry guys, I follow the path of the Vagina. But if I was gay, I'd plow everyone's beanfield. Except pie. That's like railing a retarded lemur.

Computer about dead. Gotta bounce.

Lesbionic wimmin.

I failed and I accept that. Ill push harder and get there.

I wasn't motivated enough. I thought I was but then boot camp slapped some sense into me.

if you never attempt to succeed you're de-motivated and suck at life.

I can't tell if you're trolling or you're really that de-motivated. Lets say you want to [bleep] a female. Because you think you suck at life, you never talk to her. Your dick remains lonely and the the task is failed. Or you go talk to her, shes a lesbian and hates penis. Task failed.

Never attempting to succeed is equal to failure. And when you fail you accept it, and if possible attempt to fix it.

Justifying failure.

If you never made the attempt to get there you missed, and you will miss 100% of the time.

Why not excellent? ARE [garden tool]'S HOLDING YOU BACK PEPSI?

Another shot missed because it was never taken.

PEPSI. How's life?

I take a test on the M16 and M500 tomorrow. i fully expect to rock the shit out of it.