SeanyTheSailor

How does it hang with the most goony of stalfs?

I'd highly recommend sex to anyone with genitalia up to the task.

Im still going to attempt to show up at your door some day halo. Prepare your body.

High school was among the easiest shit I've done in my life.

By the way I picked orders to Norfolk today. I thought about picking orders in Connecticut, so maybe I could chill with halobro, but I figured I'd have a good time in Virginia too.

Too lazy. Didn't click. You mad cuz I swag?

What if I just posted like this?

HWAT

Or use a distraction. Just like this text you're reading. I just stole your wallet. Why are you still reading this? Check fool.

I shoot it for real tomorrow hopefully I qualify Expert so I have 2 glistening "E"s on my chest. [bleep]es love glistening shit.

Got to play with an M16 all day today? How about you?

What halo? didnt see your post before.

No orders for Maine, but there are some for Conneticut. I might go to Norfolk though. Im first in my class so I get to pick first.

sup guys

Got my laptop.

I already did some pushups and situps tonight. But I have to admit I have been slacking big time PT wise. Need to turn some fun time into some fun-PT time. Thanks Fluff.

what can i say? when youre the best youre the best.

Top of my class, E3, and awesome military bearing. Which is a lot more than some of these fools can say... Also I forgot to mention Im sexy as [bleep].

Learning it isnt the problem. Maintaining it when my every instinct tells me not to is.

i think ill have my laptop tomorrow. Also, struggling not to hit on shipmates. I will not fail.

Shot Expert with the 9mm today.

yeah. youd be surprised how many people there couldnt swim. It wasnt just like 1 or 2. it was like 3 out of 50.

Ok so early on in boot camp my division wasnt allowed to have dessert. So for a while this wasnt a problem. Then one day we go back up to the compartment and a few of the guys start getting on one guys shit. So here I come to find that this fool took it upon himself to get a cookie, and when he couldnt finish it, he tried to hide it in his book and sneak it upstairs. So of course he was caught by our Petty Officer. So our Petty Officer had us all stand on the toe line and wait while he got 2 more cookies and a glass of milk for this guy. Once Petty Officer returned he put everything on a table in the center of the room, had the one guy sit there, and everyone else turned to face him. This is about when Petty Officer told the guy to eat the cookies. Everyone else starts jumping jacks. Now rather than swallowing his shame witht the cookie, Seaman Recruit Dickface decides to have an attitude and glare at Petty Officed and not eat his cookies. So everyone gets switched to the up pushup position and we wait for SR Dickface to eat his cookies. This goes on for several minutes of switching exercises and waiting for this guy to eat his damn cookies. Once he finally did everyone else was sweaty and tired andI fpr one was ready to rip his dick out through his ear canal. So after that he was dubbed Cookie Monster. He didnt graduate with us because he couldnt swim.

back again baby. ok a story...

Tis quite fluffy tonight.