SeanyTheSailor

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she has a job at walmart and is saying she cant survive on it, and she tells me she pays for all her own stuff. she has a smartphone, a car and i dont think she goes more than a week without new clothes. But she cant make it.

my sister is trying to convince me that her life sucks because she wont be Able to get a a dream job out of college. shes tuing to tell me her troubles are equally as bad as mine, but when i mess up people die, but if she messes up her life might not be as glamorous for a while.

i think when you die you ride a giant cat and eat mini pizzas for 5000 years then are reborn in a new body to start the process over. if you say im wrong ill get very mad and tell you youre wrong and well probably get in a fight.

a clean shave always looks more professional.

also DAT GOON

dont show up looking like smoked ass.

it didnt suck too bad aftervthe initial culture shock. the concept is really easy. you dont think, you dont decide, you just do whAt youre told when youre told and youll barely get messed with. there are of course timea when you get punished for other peoples [bleep]ups to teach your [bleep]ups effect everybody. the PT isnt too hard if youre in ok shape, and the tests are easy if you understood the material even a little. once youre used to the lifestyle its even kind of fun. the tear gas was quite unpleasant, but even that was kind of fun.

[bleep]ing biology. How does it work? muscle.

i dont know if i have a before picture but i have pictures from after graduation. also my waist shrank and i put on 9 pounds during boot camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTYEOAX3sjM that captains hair is way out of regulation. as well as his beard. he looked like smashed ass. also considering he was dancing around in his dress uniform, his military bearing sucked ass.

What in the name of tripsis' backside is with all of these guests.

my cheif during bootcamp called me and my shipmates some very colorful names. i would list some of them, but id probably get in trouble for cursing too much.

i expect tripsis will not enjoy my return.

Every dicksmoke you see walking down the street with their hat cocked back, tears in their clothes, pants around their ankles. those people look like smoked as. so these dress up weeaboos with their blue hair and costumes anger me greatly. also in case you cant tell ive picked up a few words and phrases during my travels.

good lord i still hate weeaboos. even moreso now that i dislike anyone who looks like a bag of smoked ass.

nice sig nex. i always intended to come back, but never had the means to.

the feeling on your eyes when the stuff gets in them i cant even explain. after it has time to wear off some your face feels like when you go outside on a cold day, then come in to a warm house, only like 100 times worse. and the greatest part is, its water activated, so when you take a shower to get it off you have reflash and it burns all over again, but not quite as bad And not as long. so if anyone thinks it would be funny to spray yourfriends with it, allow me to assure you, they would not forgive you for a very very very long time if at all.

its like pepper spray but apparently worse.

ill attempt to summarize my time away in one post. so basically i went to boot camp got shaved and whatnot, made the same as everyone else, and stuck with about 70 other guys. So for the next couple of weeks they basically teach you how to operate. Everything from handwriting to which way your shirts face when theyre folded in your locker. I volunteered for Port Watch so i stood watch from 4-6am everyday until graduAtion, getting 2 hours less sleep than everyone else every night. So we learn a little about the Uniform Code Of Military Justice, and other regulations. Then they teach you how to operate a 9mm and a 12 gauge. then thy teach you basic firefighting onboard a ship, and tear gas you(protip:you would not enjoy it). after that the final test is called Battle Stations, but i cant post exactly what we did there in case a future recruit finds it, And it takes away from the realism. but in summary, you dont sleep for about 48 hours and your onboard a huge mock ship for part of that. so then i graduated and hung out with my family for a day, swagged around in my dress blues and made all the wimmin look. Next day i hopped on a flight to San Antonio and went to Master-At-Arms school. so for the past week we learned different ways to take a resistor to a cuffing position, beat them with a baton if need be, and properly use OC spray. we also leArned how to cuff and search. so like i said yesterday i got sprayed with the shit to qualify to carry it, maybe later ill explain what i had to do and how it felt. And so here i sit on Lackland AFB, an E-3 in the United States Navy, in master -at-arms school.

ok get out of my head halobro. also if anyone cares i got OC sprayed yesterday. twas quite uncomfortable.

so i got tired of waiting for my laptop and payed for interwebs on my ipod. Bearbro is back

Ohai who. Halo is gonna be mad when he realizes he missed me.

In San Antonio Texas.Gonna buy a laptop soon. Will get back in touch with you guys. I'll tell you guys some boot camp stories ASAP.

Ima go take a nap. See you on the flip side.