SeanyTheSailor

This one time I raggled, but then i fraggled.

i will put peanut butter on places you didnt know you had.

double triple bacon pizza

im doing laundry. amuse me.

why doyou have a dude in a wifebeater in your sig?

So one of my high school friends girlfriends is having a baby right now.

halo, were we born this awesome?

so who's from ohio?

david sucks at life.

someone texted me and asked why i looked like an envelope without an address.

im going to skedadle.

Please tell me it wasnt over a girl.

what hAs happened to Benbro? and wheres pepsi?

hope this works. mfw after OC. I dont have sunburn.

life is good.

chillin in my bawxers.

sup.

thats another reaaon my posts look like smashed ass. im typing on an ipod.

actually its probably because im used to writing numbers not split up. like 1700 and we write dates like 22OCT11 or 20111022.

tis my cell number. if you dont believe me give it a jingle. or text i dont care.

hit me up at 7247575182. i aint scurred.

im going bowling with some shipmates at 1700. entertain me until then.

theres only onecolor in the Navy. Everybody is blue.

Earth is the grooviest planet in the Solar System.

have you ever seen a spam so beautiful you cried?