Earth

i ingore the bullets, as they ddint hit me in the first place. i put a doorto block the blood, and yell at hex" stop being a munchkin! thtas my job! now, what drink do you want?" i begn to make a casino and a workshop.

i examine the structure, and then look for more wood in the fresher seeming parts.

retech. i cant do anything if you dont post..

i ignore the bullets, as i just grab them out of the air. i then continue to build my dungeon, as if nothing was happening. i continue construciton of said buildings.

retech. these arent fully grown dragons. their powers havent manifested yet. they can slash, cary a rider, and kill things at close range yes... but use breath atatcks, or the gem abilities? no. the dragons you have are only the size of a small house, not a football field.

i head up to the building, and wonder if there was any chance if i could make a bow. i also look for branches sutiable to make a bow, and stuff to make a bowstring from.

yeah, he has 3000 dire wolves, which will own your dragons.. the cows will eat the ents, and the minions he has will burn, bash, mage, and erode your forces away. i suggest you ask him for souls, instead of trying to attack him...

huh. and all i was doing was making a dungeon where people could relax and enjoy themselves.. i throw up a mage sheild to counteract any ill efefcts of the bullets, then munchkin punch the void back. "i want to build things there." i then continue to make a training room, a lair, andd a hatchery.

now i can roll. (17) Retech: you manage to escape with your army, after being mysteriously teleported you them. you suffered no casualties, but giained no souls. (there was no way in hell, unless you got a 20, that that was going to work. hes got 10 times the forces that you do.) (14) Mather: you manage to get back to winterfell, only to find a standoff, where the attacking force seems worse off. you also realize it was pure luck you managed to use souls in an uber attack. they are more suited to making units.

fine. so we restart the game?

i throw another arrow at nex, and then continue to make a treasury to hold the gold i get.

i look for a better branch to make a bow with, and something to make a bow string. i also move faurther into the woods.

the heart is done, and i begin by magic conjuring a gem seam to make my building go faster (im doing this action by action) 2 imps mine the place, and the others make rooms under the arena. i hop back up to the surface, and take a poison arrow shot at nex.

fine, then i wont do anything for retechs action until mather responds to what he is doing. (mather, take a look at retechs action) (16) Mather: the lair is in shambles, but can be repaired. you find a great amount of usefull weapons and armor for the minions and followers, when an urgent message comes thru from your minion master Luwin" MAster! we are under attack! you must send orders to defend immediatley, i dont know how long we can hold them off with our magic!"

i thorw a magic bolt at hexs old body, and heal him (whats the fun of killing someone with magic? i prefer hand to hand.) my imps seal off the tunnel to the surface, and begin constructing a rather large dungeon heart.

nvm. i wade through the tide of weapons, chosing a poisoned bow, and starts taking shots at hex. (the poison disorientates you.) i then summon 4 imps, and they begin diggin under ground.

i stab the last zombie, and look for a branch that i could use for a bow.

Retech... i cant roll for that. (15) Mather: you reach the decimated lair without concequences.

yes.. please.. i want to show you my little, magical friends.

i throw some random weapons at hex, using swords for the most part. i hope i actully hit someone.

lol. i mean to say sucker punch, but donkey punch works betetr. the poison blade only doesnt work cause of the no external magic rule. "mrg, gimme back my axe." i grab the axe, and wlaks to a side of the arena, where i watch the fireworks. i also throw my axe at hex from that range.

i do another stab and shoot session, starting with the one atatcking my leg.

okay.. but retech, whats with your continual refusal to use your overlord? its going to abckfire, evetnually.. (20) Retech: the minions, about to go into a beserker rampage of the gnomes, make the gnomes agree to join you. you now have several skilled blacksmiths. (20) Mather: you somehow, somehow manage to pull off an uber attack, killing all the inhabitants at the expense of only 500 souls (9500 left)

i donkey punch the hand, an then i stab nexs eye with the poison spike. i alsow parry the sword with my axe. "betetr luck next time..."

i just smile, and say "never looked above you, or below you ey?" i axe hexs nuts, and then sucker punches hexes hand that holds the sword.