Pepsiguy

i tell my friends i broke my arms and im at the hospital because i wasnt here but they dont question me texting them

aw man you beat me

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i was mauled on the leg by my cat before going to the bus and when i was waiting for the bus the bus driver drove past me cause he thought i was a zombie and then i was shot by a hunter who thought i was a deer and drove away to not get in trouble, then while walking to school the river by the road made the road collapse and i fell into the water and being bitten by minnows till my hand was only bones, after getting out of the river i kept walking to only get attacked and raped by the people living in the farmers corn, then finally getting to school everybody thought i was infected and locked all the doors till the fbi came and took me to a hidden locationl to be resaerched on, then after they finding out i wasnt infected they got pissed and left me in the sahara desert to die but luckily my cat found me an pulled me with his teeth to a lake that was 1765 miles from where i was dropped off, after drinking some water my cat meowed really loud and all of a sudden all these animals come outa nowhere, so now im riding on a hog while all these animals with me are running near the mediterranean sea to tripoli to get a boat to portugal and get supplies to head back to america, while going to portugal we met some banshees hanging around a whirling pool, after losing some good lizards to the banshees and some hogs to the whirling pool we manage to defeat the banshees and the whirl pool stopped, so we finally go to portugal and i picked up some horses,2 elephants and 375 parrots to help in aerial warfare and bought another ship tied to mine to hold all the cargo for what we need(by the way these are old fashion boats, not the ones we use today) so we head on to america and having found the lochness monster, she helped us in water waring. we had to battle through some ghost vikings and it was a big loss, we lost 134 parrots and my hog mount died, lizards lost some casualties and lochy was badly hurt, also losing my compass we where heading into the unknown, but luckily it was whale magrating season so the we followed the whales and providing cover for if whale poachers came, luckily some poachers did with a mighty ship, it was about 2876 feet long and 857 feet wide, it was beautiful. so i made the parrots distract them while the rest of us climb up on ropes and then we took over the poachers and tied em up and tossed them in the river. after following the whals we finally found some land and when we landed at a port were told that were in brazil, so great we decide wether to take the ship or to walk, after deciding to get back on the boat the boat blew up and it was an ambush! the poachers gang came to kill us! we fled salvador and hid in the jungle, we picked up some friendly ligers and not so friendly tions, we kept pushing through the jungle to finally make it in argentina, while even though we where heading south we went to look for napalm, after finding him he gave us a convoy to keep heading north. we finally made it to ecuador and hid on a cargo ship to america, and let me tell you it was damn hard to hide 438 animals on a cargo ship, so when were a little bit by mexico the cargo ship was attacked by drug lords, the cargo men died and we killed the rest of the drug lords men for the vengeance of the inocent cargo people, so after defeating the drug lords men i took the cargo ship upon my hands and took it to california to drop off the cargo, so once we made it there we had been let off the cargo ship and gave it to the owner and was glad that he got the cargo but was depressed that the workers where killed, so in gratitude he gave me and all the animals a private plane ride back to boise idaho and droven back to marsing so i can go to school.but after enduring those 2 months of getting back to school i have to take 9th grade classes while being a 10th grader for half the year. THE END bam

i was once pulzarized to a pulp by winter ninjas while walking to school now im scared to walk out there

pics of this post above:nah i dont need the pics cause i could get them myself but i just posted it for no reason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDK7HQhkGxI&feature=fvwrel seany:pics i need pics

im pretty sure no one would either well im off to school edit:i have to carry my backpack while biking in the snow to school ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i could care less if theyre dead but he brings them in alive

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*looks at page seeing 112* YEAAAAAAAA *then rainy* NOOOOO 8

the wall rides his bike in shorts and a tee when there is a blizzard 19hp

and punch a

omg i slept in

all he does is bring mice in it pisses me off also goodnight

oh my [bleep]ing god im gunna [bleep]ing murder the [cabbage] out of my peice of [cabbage] cat cause all he [bleep]ing does is bring [bleep]ing mice in and doesnt give to [cabbage]s about it and [bleep]ing lets the [cabbage] go and [bleep]ings lets it run around and then [bleep]ing kills it while we are gone, this is [bleep]ing [cabbage]

well im gunna go to sleep guys night

well not this game not edit: i need some pump up songs for when i go snowboarding and such any ideas? kinda like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGt-8adyabk

today is one of those days where im 583% more pissed at halo right now

goon what is that video called again i cant find it