the wildy joke. one day during the god wars Guthix, Saradomin and Zamarock where having a picnic. Guthix had some salad with extra celery, Saradomin had some vanilla muffins and Zamarock had some extra hot chilli pepper spiced with some curry. then Guthix said "enough food lets fight!!" and they did. Saradomin went somewere in lumbridge, Guthix went in taverly and zamarock went in north misthalin. suddenly Zammy's tum gave a lurch and he said " Oh, I think the curry didn't agree with me!" and he farted such a fart that he burnt wath we now call the Wilderness. By the way the smell lasted for over 30 years! PHOAR!