Comical

Granted, but it's only Saturday of one of the endless parallel universes. I wish I had an answer.

@Goonstalf: Astronaut, I'm a ichthyophobic. @321Ownage: Kick a baby, but really gently. Would you rather have ugly but nice girlfriend, or a a hot girlfriend who's extremely annoying?

Wetlands. Alizée

Google: Over 9000 Internet People: 0

Play the piano, because I've played it for 8 years already. Would you rather not go to the internet for 3 days or have someone lecture you for 10 hours straight?

http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/279.swf A simply badass .gif

All right, gonna go to my GameStop and ask if they have Battletoads see how much used WaW and FIFA '08 copies are.

Cold. Beautiful woman.

Granted, but instead you get a bottle of whiskey and a platter of horse dung. You get wasted on the whiskey and end up eating all the horse dung, which causes you to throw up your stomach (literally). I wish I had a granola bar.

Sewers Zombies

http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/I%20see%20no%20hope.swf Give it a good 5 minutes until it's over.

Granted, but I corrupt it by not corrupting it. In turn your brain explodes from the logic. I wish Liechtenstein played good soccer.

A homework dogs the eat's wall. 5 HP.

5/10, you're always lurking.

Fat lady. Zinedine Zidane.

That's the best .gif I've seen in a while.

I help the wall with his homework. 10 HP.

New sig? CURSE YOU.

Rulical90.

The wall turns into chocolate. Fat kids quickly consume it. 12 HP.

wat

Zombies rip the wall. 20 HP.

Hit. Socceroos.

Granted. But you can only read the language you made up, in which all records of it have been destroyed and you cannot read anything, again. I wish I had a cannon.

Already on it sir!