Comical

So you do a double-take when I do this?

Fixed. I give the wall a penny. 46 HP.

I inform the wall that Liechtenstein will win Euro 2012 while fully aware that he is an Andorra fan by heart. 47 HP.

Dungeons and Dragons. Raj.

/\ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ < BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ \/ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm better than you because I have a vuvuzela.

I show a picture of the other 2 dead walls. 49 HP.

I rip open the wall's stomach. 49 HP. Nope, check the first post.

Guys, this ends at 100 if you heal and at 0 if you hurt. So... now it resets to 50. I disembowel the wall. 49 HP.

I tell the wall Goonstalf is alive and out to get him. 94 HP.

I give the wall a T-Rex costume. 87 HP. (Remember guys, nobody's ever fixed to a side.)

I repossess the land around the wall for repeated failures to make mortgage payments. 85 HP.

Joseph Stalin. Abkhazia.

Entertainment. Monarchy.

I inform the wall I'm taking T-Pain instead of him to ride on a boat. 79 HP.

What is this I don't even...

I tell the wall that Gandalf is dead. 81 HP

/\ Obsessed with seamonkies < Obsessed with girls \/ Pyromaniac

I make the wall watch Gurren Lagann. 82 HP.

Tsar Bomba South Ossetia

Read. Abkhazia.