OK then, I'll give it a go... How about Diango saying, "I'm also selling houses! Would you like to purchase a player-owned house?" Then, it turns out it's a toy house (like the Barbie dream house, for example) where you can store goblin and dark wizard action figures. Oooh, that one would hurt, since the houses have sorta been promised :) lpinkus Yeah, Diango seems to be jagex's way of getting back at people for continually making suggestions that jagex said they dont want to do. Also I think the juggling idea would probably be best for santa.