Blaze The Movie Fan

Banned for having "quotable quotes" in your signature and not realizing ALL quotes are quotable. I mean if you quoted them they are quotable, right?

You're fired from a newspaper company because you don't know how to deliver newspapers properly.

Bah, you're all banned. Dirty kissers.

Your past self doesn't even recognize you. But you convince your past self to do it. Too bad every time you're almost done a random event interrupts you. And they just won't stop. I go to the year 5400 to see how far technology has gotten by then.

Banned for thinking there is nothing wrong with that. There is, it makes you a creep.

Granted, it's 0% charged. I wish for unlimited continues in real life.

Banned for kissing her. :shame: You only do that to your wife.

Too late, it already has become a debate. Banned for thinking higher stats means it's better. I already explained to you all the features the amulet has. And in response to your arguments. I love gems since I can make them into awesome jewellery. (Yeah, even sapphires) Only 4 charges? Dude, all I have to do is go to the Hero's Guild and recharge the amulet, it's that simple.

I'll give you a reason why the amulet of glory is better than the amulet of fury. I can rub it to teleport to four different places. I can also mine uncut gems more often. Can the amulet of fury do that? I don't think so. Banned for that.

Banned for acting like that's a problem.

A big bottle of wine. Illegal aliens.

Banned for having an empty signature. No, the sentence "This is my signature, and it has stuff to say." doesn't count.

Nothing.

I blow up the fridge.

I'm gonna let you decide which reason you're gonna be banned for, here are the choices: Banned for being a nerd. Banned for being a freak. Banned for offending the king of England Banned for offending some guy in the United States. Banned for homophobia.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will just by snapping my fingers.

Banned for having a username that makes me wanna drink you.

I don't even drink coffee. Wait, caffeine is also in coca-cola isn't it? I wish for a jet pack.

A game I played a lot, but can't anymore since the CD is broken. You.

Um, what? Something incredibly creepy.

Banned for knocking down an old man on the streets. :shame:

Banned for playing some random video game. I'm calling it random because I haven't played it. Then again I don't play many video games.

MUST RESIST COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FORUM GAMES, GOT IT!!!!!!!!! Banned because I am gonna keep it away for a long time.

Banned for taking this way too damn seriously.

Goddamn it. Banned for using uncommon words yet again.