my first day in runescape, i was strolling just outside lumbridge. some guy came up to me saying "follow me if you want to be rich and powerful." who wouldnt want to be rich and powerful? so of course i followed him. the journey felt like it took hours, and i think he got lost somewhere along the way. eventually the ground started getting barren and the multitudes of people disappeared. soon he says to me "okay, up ahead theres gonna be a sign pop up, but just ignore it, it doesnt mean anything." okay, a little odd i thought, but surely i can trust this guy. i became a little distraught when i say the skull on the sign, but nevertheless i neglected to read it. as we journeyed deeper into this barren land a stranger ran up to me screaming "run noob! run!" just then my acquaintance turned around and started hitting me, all the while telling me that we were in a training area and i wouldnt actually die. the kindly stranger was telling me something about him being a lurer and that i should run, but my acquatance was going on saying that "im your friend, you trust your friends dont you?" i was aware by now that my life was in peril, so i darted off as quick as my level 3 feet could carry me, but alas, it was not meant to be as my foe dealt the fatal blow. In conclusion, that night i learned what it truly meant to be a newb. I am the epitome of newb. Needless to say, i never followed another person into the wilderness again. :D