these are all wonderful let me try you swing your axe at the tree some old grannies cat falls out you return the cat and gain her mass fortune becasue when she signed the check the pen bled through the paper and wrote your name over her will entitling you to 20million dollars and the cat you buy a mansion and cars then the cat bites your juggular vein and you die the cat is your only heir and it recieives your stuff and uses it all as a litter box lucky you...