I seek to live up to my self-proclaimed title of Runescape Bard, and shall begin with some simple prose: Wanderer There once was a man in the wild Level two, with temper quite mild With a groan and a crack, He was stabbed in the back By a noob for his meager gold pile Deity Decisions When finishing Horror of the Deep You are faced with a choice rather steep To pick the book of your god And shun the others as clods For prayer rewards you will reap More will be added when inspiration calls.