This is a very weird one i only remember a part but it is way dumber. (I am walking through Lumbridge) Noob: Whoa u r so so rich!!! Me: ...I am? Noob: Duh You have a black and blue party hat Me: ???They r wizard hats Noob: Liar i report u for item scamming Me: U cant do that i didnt do anything Noob: Reported for offensive language Me: ? Noob: Why do u wear copper armor that is so weak my bronze is better Me: Its Dragon!!! Noob: U Wish, ...whats a dragon? Me: forget it Noob: Give me all your riches or i tell me brother Andrew Goward Me : Lol Noob: Thats it your gonna pay Me:? Noob: I tell him right now!!! Stay!!! And he never came back again 8-)