I'm half tempted to replace the joints with pieces of armor so it'd be a harpy cheerleader that can also double as an asskicker who takes names so they can later write "You got harpied" on their tombstone. The epitaphs should also have a 1-10 rating of how badass the asskicking was.
Been trying to think of a pose first, but was thinking of either yellow, white (if lazy), or something badassery like blue with lightning shooting out of it to express sheerly epic excitement. the more you talk, the more awesome i think you are
storm of armadyl is ofc the best spell. cost is something else, however. your stats are good enough to melee, which is much better, so i see no reason to mage.