Ahem. We of the International Harpie Court of Law will hereby be pressing charges against the defendant, "Mr. Kitterson". We charge the defendant with First-Degree Murder, Arson, Felony Murder, Negligent Homicide, Assault and Battery, Identity Theft, Grand Larceny, and Vandalism. The following is an explanation of the charges we believe the defendant is guilty of. The defendant was witnessed and has confessed to the bodily harm of a select few members of the Tip.It Forums Community. The following is an account of the actions. Upon repeated requests to create a pastry known as the "Cake of Jas", Mr Kitterson was found to not possess the skills to perform said requests. In his disappointment and fury, Mr Kitterson vowed to not only acquire said skills, but to seek revenge on his innocent "tormentors". Thus, Mr Kitterson imposed his presence on a high-ranking official in the Tip.It Forums Community, a certain Ms. Kimberly. After assuming, or rather, controlling, the identity of the victim, the defendant sought out the previous artisans who have created the Cake of Jas. It is known that upon finding said creator, Mr Kitterson was placed in an apprenticeship program so he may learn the fine culinary arts. Under this program, Mr Kitterson was placed in charge of one oven and two assistants. Mr Kitterson, however, had more vile plots than education. He instructed one of his assistants to take a can of "cleaning oil", or rather, a fabricated Molotov Cocktail, and use it to clean his oven. This created an explosion in which the oven and the assistant were destroyed. The explosion was also large enough to distract the Creator, giving the defendant his window of opportunity. Mr Kitterson proceeded to burn the Creator's bakery to the ground, but not before stealing the Creator's personal Cake of Jas. In the fire, the Creator and remaining assistant were killed. The defendant proceeded to return to his own domicile and examine the stolen Cake of Jas. After touching it, Mr Kitterson felt a surge of reckless power and culinary genius. He sneaked into the property of Sir Squab, Knight of the Harpie Republic and reknowned for this intellect and Thinking Abilities. Clearly, Mr Kitterson believed Squab to be the source of all his troubles. While Squab was sleeping, Mr Kitterson attacked Squab with his powers from the Cake of Jas, and using his newly learned cooking abilities (level 120), gruesomely baked Squab into the Cake of Jas. The following is the defendant's confession to the above accusations. Read it carefully. Many bothans died to bring us this information. Thereby, we, the prosecution, charge the defendant of all the above charges, restated below. First-Degree Murder, Arson, Felony Murder, Negligent Homicide, Assault and Battery, Identity Theft, Grand Larceny, Vandalism This is a heartfelt appeal from those who knew and loved Squab, the Creator, Kimberly, and all those affected by the defendant's treachery. We hope the Court will carry out justice in this case. You, members of the Tip.It Forums Community, are all cordially invited to show your support in this trial. Simply visit my blog, linked below in my signature, and post, voicing your concerns over this renegade of the law who is still permitted to assume the identity of poor Ms. Kimberly, may she rest in peace.