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But you'll likely lose your mind attempting to find worthwhile posts when you read all the crap.

WHERE ARE MY ARTILLERY???

use these pictures from my image search as ammo (random girls i dont know)

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Maybe it's superstition, but it always seems to me that when the jads just aren't getting lured into my traps, I just hop worlds a few times, and everything seems to fix itself...

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everyone add her ingame

zaaps goes to school@@@@ somehow i feel like when i get back in about 7-8 hours, ill have no idea what youre talking about

ok sonic this is whats gonna happen you, me and k4ylan are gonna make a full length rap/hip-hop song

who the [bleep] let this happen?

y lol

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no her first reaction was "that ltk guy is pretty cute" maybe shes into the bankless

one of them as actually read a few pages of this blog

i expect no less from our official ejaculator

guys lets play a new game@@@@@ its called.... WHAT WOULD ZAAPS DO??? wherein i will pose a problem i am facing in life that may or may not be fictional and you all help me solve it by suggesting and debating whatever crazy plans and schemes pop into your little harpie heads! ROUND 1: ok so my ex-gf and her cousin need a ride to school every morning, and i could probably give it to them if i really wanted, and theyre both pretty hot WHAT DO???

you still get to persecute people

its ur job

zaapados@@@@@

zaapCHOKE

wot

wait y am i zaapchu now and why have ppl been calling me pikachu all day???

i think this is going to work out just fine

you seem like a strong, beautiful ejaculator how would you like to join the harpies??