May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will be real Zaaptastic please stand up? I repeat. Will the real Zaaptastic please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here You act like you ain't ever seen a Soulgazer before Prom 2h on the floor, like suomi just burst in the door and started killing its ass worse than before alched the hex and stole all your cosmics and laws It's the return of the: "please god, i pray thee Just give me a hex drop and I'll suck your dick daily" But I ain't 99 slay...SO LEAVE THIS GODDAMN ROOM Go get it higher, or just keep killing night spiders Primal Warriors love Zaapdos Chan "Nirvana, I'm sick of him, look at him Teleing around with his SSH, ask Astea out on a date" "Aw but she's a [bleep] anyway!" Yeah I probably got a couple of gates lost along the way But it ain't worse than doing kalger all day Sometimes, I wanna get in a gd and let loose, but can't Cus the rape shades [bleep] me like a dead moose "I need a fletching pot, I need a fletching pot" And if you lucky you might just get it before you rot And that's the message we give to recruits a lot And expect them not to bind a plate in their body slot Of course they gonna beard and no force will Ever change that, except hexes and blood necks "Beware of fleshy tentacles" that Obt gropes And then uses them as agility jump ropes But if Darth Obt is here as our New Hope Then there ain't so reason why Astea and Nirv can't elope So if you're poisoned by a spider I got the antidote Don't get [bleep]ed by Icy Bones, sing the chorus and it goes Cus I'm Zaaptastic, yeah I'm fantastic And all you other Zaaptastics are just acting bombastic So will the real Zaaptastic please stand up? Please stand up?